Saturday, February 28, 2009

POST-BOUT BROUHAHA


three bears best beware
Goldie Shocks out 4 blood, YO!
good girl with a grudge

Thursday, February 26, 2009

A WHOLE LOTTA 'KU


tuff girlz need tuff luv
over and over again
more goodies 2 come...

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

KARMAGEDDON'S DREAM


sneaking thru the pack...
double-team and double-cross
Nina with the whip

Sunday, February 22, 2009

TOTAL SHREW


manic destruction
Ms. Shrew and her wrecking crew
zipperiffic, YO!

Saturday, February 21, 2009

ODE 2 WCR

tuff girlz rock my world
turn the tables, write haiku
derbybirthdaybliss!

(p.s. THANX A MILLION)

KAT ATTACK


Detroit's D'Stroya
pink and sparkly- - plus tattoos!
pistolwhippin' pro

Thursday, February 19, 2009

MOTOWN'S GREATEST HITS


Vega on vinyl
once, twice, three times a jammer
PISTOFF every time

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

THE DRAFT


big night in Motown
nervous Nellies, take UR pick
derby dreams come true!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

MOTOR CITY SWEETIE


she's one tuff Cookie
big bad wheelz: that's how she rollz
rumble-icious, YO!

Sunday, February 15, 2009

SPEEDIER THAN THOU


chase or be McChased
she lap U trap U whack U
then U want some more

Thursday, February 12, 2009

I HEART DERBY, YO!


crushin' on U, Doll
gotsta let UR feelings show
brutal valentine

Sunday, February 8, 2009

MMM MMM GOOD!


fresh from the oven
psychedelic skater tots
Deb Autry ensues

BETTER OFF RED


when the whistle blows
spontaneous combustion
redheads rebel, YO!

Friday, February 6, 2009

BFF IS BACK


squish squash double cross
supernatural wonder
SASSariffic, YO!

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

SIZZLE, SIZZLE


hot streak continues
hellacious and bodacious
Hell's Belles! heaven sent

Monday, February 2, 2009

THE WRATH OF (OLIVIA NEWTON) JOHN


aerobic onslaught
blinding manictards aglow
neon nightmare, YO!