Wednesday, April 29, 2009

BEWARE OF SHARP OBJECTS


"CHOP! CHOP!" sez Go-Go
thru the pack she skates with ease
quite a bloody mess

Monday, April 27, 2009

BUBBLICIOUS RUTH


floating fantasy
like trouble in a bubble
POP! she's on the loose

Friday, April 24, 2009

THE NEW RAT PACK


rat race on wheelz, YO!
evil rodents on the make
(how'd they learn 2 skate?)

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

TRIX OF THE TRADE


Anita Bier knows
on the wrong side of Karma
...better come prepared

Monday, April 20, 2009

ODE 2 OBSCURE DERBY NAMES


Countess of Hatelace
enchantress of numbers, YO!
hacking thru the pack

Saturday, April 18, 2009

BARTENDER'S DELIGHT


Mizz deCrizz straight up
swizzle thru a thirsty jam
deHydrate U, YO!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

KID TESTED, DERBY APPROVED


Varla's back on track
round and round and round she goes
kids can't get enuff!

Monday, April 13, 2009

HOW'D THEY GET 2 B SO TUFF?


practice makes perfect
it's not easy being mean
gumball machine drills!

Saturday, April 11, 2009

SPRING IS IN THE AIR


Helsa ain't waitin'
Hoosier Mama's on the hunt
break legs, not eggs... YO!

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH


under the big top
manictards & tutus, YO!
circus freaks on wheelz

Monday, April 6, 2009

SKATE @ UR OWN RISK


on or off the track
no stranger 2 danger, YO!
Shocka will rock ya

Saturday, April 4, 2009

JAM OF THE LIVING DEAD


Eva at the line
zombie on zombie action
skating corpses fly