HARDCORE HIJINX

tuff chicks, all business
what do they play @ recess?
derby duck duck goose

POP CULTURE ON WHEELZ

Lichtenstein BLAM! JAM!
Warhol skates electric chair
derby dolls POP! art

BABES IN DERBYLAND

fishnets & pitchforks
pure evil, nice packaging
exuding derby

NO. 5-7-5

derby haiku flows
inspiration cha cha cha
poetry fuels!

GONNA CLOCK U

daylight slayings time
derby-rama rolls around
dames, start ur engines!

HARDCORE HAIKU

TUFF chicks read haiku.
POP poetry. power JAM.
derby girls: SMART, yo!

DERBY TRICKS OF THE TRADE

EENIE. MEANIE. GO!
catch the doll who skates too slow
revenge, sweet revenge

MEAN LEAN DERBY MACHINES

mean girls on a roll.
they scowl. they smirk. they kick ass.
watch out, babe. you next!

C U IN THE PENALTY BOX

MEANIES break the rules.
topsy-turvy: SPIN, SIN, WIN.
see how they ROCK, ROLL.

ROCK (AND ROLL) THE VOTE

derby soars in polls!
Super Tuesday prediction:
skate chicks smack McCain!

DOUBLE VISION, DERBY STYLE

chicks. lightening fast.
skates afire. electric slide.
zooma. zooma. zoom.

IF DOROTHY DERBY-ED...

Kansas would rock, spin
the witch would whirl; monkeys fly
what a WICKED jam!

IT'S ALL HAPPENING AT THE ZOO

derby zoo freak show
lioness in fishnets - - ROAR!
roller jungle jam!

SEW ME UP

stitches here and there
derby drama souvenirs
"X" marks the spot, YO!

DERBY BASICS

SMASH. into side wall.
TAKE DOWN. chick with skull tattoo.
SNEER. skate on by. SMILE.

KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

tuff girlz talking trash
beneath the din of derby
quiet courage reigns

TRIX OF THE TRADE

ready 2 rumble?
bad girlz converge on the track
SMACK! POW! GRAB, now JAB!

ROLLER DERBY AFTER DARK

fierce, pierced, and tattooed
she skates the flat track by day
dark alleys by night

DERBY DOLLS REUNITE JANUARY 26

spin cycle heats up
derby dolls, 4 wheelz each foot
venom in their hearts!

COUNTDOWN TO DERBY

lace up your skates, girls!
all roads lead to Cicero
derby sparks will FLY!