DERBY 101

Ghetto Stiletto:
hostess with the mostest, YO!
killer heelz on wheelz

YOU'VE GOT TO LET MOB RULE

Anne Arkie, chaos
utter contempt for da rulz
U make. she break. TWICE.

WHO'S WHO IN DERBY

jammers jab. jolt. jinx.
blockers bump. beat. bang. bop. bash.
pivots pop. protect.

STOP, BLOCK, AND ROLL

blockers fill the pack
round and round the track they go
knock out that jammer!

J-J-J-J, JAM ON IT

jammer speedz thru pack
1 point 4 each hottie passed
superstar helmet

LEADER OF THE PACK

pivot sets the pace
sports the sexy striped helmet
last line of defense