CHEWBLOCKA

Ohio's skate babe
fierce-n-fast: wookie on wheelz
big, bad and chewy

ODE TO STEVIE WONDER

any blind man can see
she's a bad mamma jamma
fine as she can be

FAST AND FURIOUS

hellions sans remorse
the Fury rage on and on
ooh wicked women!

DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSERS!

martini mobsters
murder, mayhem... flying fists
merciless mamas

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIRE

Hell's Belles: femmes fatales
flaming infernos roll on
mayhem on their minds

COO COO 4 COCOA PUFFS

Manic Attackers
psychopathic rollerbabes
medicated... hot!

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

dream on, Red Zeppelin
skate the Stairway to Heaven
rock, roll evermore

COLD TURKEY

Varla's off season
what's a lead jammer to do?
slice-n-dice on ice

GOTTA BE MEAN

pretty girls go home
yoga bunnies not welcome
sk8R grlz R MEAN

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL & TROUBLE

stir it up, skatechick
round about the cauldron go
derby trouble brews

ODE TO DAVID BOWIE

riff raff, wannabes
derby roadkill- - step aside
slam! bam! thank you, Ma'am.

DERBY GIRLS MAKE GREAT FRIENDS

kamikazi kid
mean mama on a mission
wanna play with me?

TATTOOS IN WONDERLAND

Alice: all inked up
trippin' the light fantastic
tattooed spinster whirls

BEWARE OF BROADWAY BABE

best backoff, Buster
Phannie of the Opera
bun-blocking badass

THE DEVIL INSIDE

flame-throwing female
voluptuous vixen vrooms!!
YO - - Belle Diablo!!!