TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

sky high, super fly
passing planets left and right
Varla vroom-a-vroom

R U EXPERIENCED?

derby purple haze
psychedelic Hendrix jam
Varla, amplified

RAT CITY AWAITS

west coast whomp tromp stomp
precipitation propels
derby downpour, YO!

STICKY SITUATION

skaters face their fears
mini marshmallow mountain
ooey gooey jam!

BLAST OFF, BABY!

golden spanks do glow
flying sparkling object glitz
Varla Rocketta

TRIPLE THREAT

rockin' blockin' pack
Georgia.Megan.Varla.YO!
U B seein' starz

RAGE IN THE CAGE

tuffest of the tuff
broken nose turned bad girl style
Varlariffic, YO!

WHIRLWINDETTA

breezy birthday girl
supersonic symphony
catch her if u can

KID TESTED, DERBY APPROVED

Varla's back on track
round and round and round she goes
kids can't get enuff!

POWER 2 THE PEOPLE

inaugural jam
Obama takes lead jammer
Switchblade Sister: VEEP

REVOLUTION '09

skate across the pond
show those Brits how 2 rock, YO!
derby invasion

LUNAR LANDING

Varla 2 the moon!
win the space race every time
who needs gravity?

POST-SEASON STRATEGY

heal thy collar bone
rehabilitation, YO!
disco therapy

W! C! R!

virtual sin bin
roller-derby-blog-a-thon
wish we were there, YO!

VOTE EARLY & OFTEN

Obama 4 Prez
Varla Vendetta: our Veep
derby evermore!

OFF 2 SEE THE WIZARD

season turns wicked
Varla hits the yellow brick
next stop: nationals!

CEREAL KILLER

try Derby Doll Crunch
part of a complete breakfast
eat it or else, YO!

VARLA'S BOOT CAMP

you'll catch on fast, YO!
just grab UR skates-n-go-go
lead jammer or bust!

YO, WHAT UP?!?

when you're in a CRUNCH
Varla Vendetta's the one
Biden not so much...

MEETCHA @ THE ARCADE

25 cent jam
ms. pacman on UR tail, YO!
chomp, score, chomp some more