SO U THINK U CAN JAM?

mile high sista fool
freakishly delicious, YO!
welcome 2 the cage!

PSYCHO DERBY STIMULANT

under the el tracks
Beth Amphetamine cranks up
altered state, fo sho

MANIC CAP'N CRUNCH

bowl o' lightning bolts
zap u. trap u. drive u mad.
derby breakfast treat

DERBY WITH A TWIST

Amphetamine fun
hula hoops & rollerskates
pump up the jam, YO!

DANCING WITH THE STARS

finger of power
lead jammer gotsta boogie
disco vroom-a-vroom

TRIPPIN' ON SESAME ST

trash talking muppet
2 much Beth Amphetamine?
who's grouchy now, YO!

CEREAL KILLER

try Derby Doll Crunch
part of a complete breakfast
eat it or else, YO!

RIGHT SKATE RED

contortionist crunch
twister with UR sister, YO!
derby tie breaker

MY STAYCATION BEATS UR STAYCATION

fun in the sun, YO!
post-bout, head 2 the beach &
see what washes up!

SNEAK ATTACK

psycho-stimulant
hella monkey on ur back
Beth Amphetamine

USE ONLY AS DIRECTED

Beth Amphetamine's
frequent side effects include:
UTTER MANIA

HYPNOTIC HEADGEAR

manic mamas sport
sparkle helmets tra la la
flashy fashion plates

FEARLESS FASHION

Beth Amphetamine:
what up with the silky spanks?
retro gym shorts rock!

FREAKY IS AS FREAKY DOES

derbylicious slam
Beth Amphetamine's flailing
ferocious freak-out

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...

moment of silence
Beth Amphetamine lurches
on edge of madness

NEED A FIX? (THINK TWICE)

Beth Amphetamine
gonna get you... SNEAK ATTACK!
WHACK! SMACK! thru the pack!