GIGANTOR'S NEMESIS

Tall Drinka Slaughter
she don't need no brass knuckles
she six eight on wheelz

SKATER TOTS '08

rookies take the stage
stumble, bumble, rumble, score!
look nice, but... they bite!

DOUBLE VISION, DERBY STYLE

chicks. lightening fast.
skates afire. electric slide.
zooma. zooma. zoom.

MALICIOUS INTENT

Malice on her tail
Switchblade Sister, chained no more
Vendetta whoop ass!

EVIL IS AS EVIL DOES

derby inferno
bedeviled babe with pitch fork
BEWARE! Belle Diablo

BURN, BABY, BURN

hot wheelz Vendetta:
loop-de-loops around the track.
flame throwing wonder!

SPICY HOT JAM

star-spotted helmet
turbo-charged, hot tamale
jammeriffic babe!

IF DOROTHY DERBY-ED...

Kansas would rock, spin
the witch would whirl; monkeys fly
what a WICKED jam!

IT'S ALL HAPPENING AT THE ZOO

derby zoo freak show
lioness in fishnets - - ROAR!
roller jungle jam!

SEW ME UP

stitches here and there
derby drama souvenirs
"X" marks the spot, YO!

SHE'S A BAD MAMMA JAMMA

derby zoom-a-zoom
FAST - - like a speeding bullet
VARLA POWER JAM!

GIRLS ON A MISSION

SMASH! CRASH! strut your stuff
windy city rollergirls
spank, rattle and roll

HI-YAH!

derby girlz got skillz
like Hong Kong Phooey on wheelz
karate CHOP! POW!

DERBY BASICS

SMASH. into side wall.
TAKE DOWN. chick with skull tattoo.
SNEER. skate on by. SMILE.

KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

tuff girlz talking trash
beneath the din of derby
quiet courage reigns