THE LAST SUPPER

mere mortals do flock
2 taste hot derby doll soup
femme feast 4 the soul

DERBY GIRLS

banshees bruised, beat up
she-warriors sans princess
goddess, one and all

WWVD?

CRAM! BAM! GLAM! SLAM! JAM!
drowning in derby doll soup
what would Varla do?

TOUGHEST DOC IN FLAT TRACK

better than Band-aids
man, Papa Doc plays the part!
shiny new tattoo

A-LOT-O-HOT-AIR

May R. Daley SKATES?!?
die-hard Dem, scarred and feathered
makes up her own rules

GONNA CLOCK U

daylight slayings time
derby-rama rolls around
dames, start ur engines!

SLUGGER IN A PARKING LOT

"hot chicks hard wood" T
Derby City brush with fame
pop's on a road trip!

WILLY WONKA PREDICTS...

Hillary's over
Obama's golden ticket:
Vendetta V.P.

SHE SO FLY

don't jump, Angel Dustt!
hallucinate on speed skates
break bones the TUFF way

MALICIOUS MUNCHIES

binge outta control
when Carnage Wilson's hungry
it's time 4 TAKE OUT!

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

Belle Diablo's gaze
purple glitter, oh so GLAM
sky rockets in flight

SHE BRUISE E-Z

full body tackle
flying squirrel - - WHACK! THUD! CRUNCH!
totally worth it...

SO U THINK U CAN DANCE (UMMM... SKATE)?

barracuda ball:
savage skaters slide with style
scrappy chicks STING, ZING!

DEFENSIVE DEMON GIRL

SLAMMA! BAMMA! LORD!
Chrissy Fiction crucifies!
(it's a metaphor)

MORE THAN U BARGAINED 4

fools ask, "Megan who?"
"Megan what?" and "Megan why?"
YO! Megan Formor!