EVA DEAD KNOWS BEST

stretch before U skate
lest the great derby goddess
curse U with rink rash

OUTTA-CONTROL-TOP

drive U 2 drink, YO!
not your mother's hosiery
ask Elke Hollic

SOMETHING SPECIAL 4 THE LADIES

why be embarrassed?
disco-roller-rama-romp
gets me every time

BUBBLEGUM

the doctor o'VROOM
skates 2 a diff'rent drummer
(very PINK drummer)

LIL BIT O' PARADISE

big sky meets big corn
mamas grow up on derby
hoosier country, YO!

MEETCHA @ THE ARCADE

25 cent jam
ms. pacman on UR tail, YO!
chomp, score, chomp some more

MY STAYCATION BEATS UR STAYCATION

fun in the sun, YO!
post-bout, head 2 the beach &
see what washes up!

DIY OLYMPICS

derby daredevil
slip-n-slide goes ying yang, YO!
backyard ballyhoo

(VERY) ALTERNATIVE ENERGY POLICY

human hamster wheelz
powered by green derby dollz
quads save Mother Earth!

NEED A PICK-ME-UP?

skull & crossbones snack
rock hard & very bitter
poisonous treat, YO!

LATEST GALLUP POLL SURVEY

retired rollerettes
choose derby over vices:
whiskey and cupcakes

FLOWER POWER

crashing, thrashing dollz
take time 2 smell the roses
always a bright side

CHANGE-O-VENUE

like rolling thunder
Windy City girlz return
jiggity jig, YO!

READ BETWEEN THE LINES

sintastic storylines
the Chrissy Fiction book club
really unrighteous

SNIP SNIP SNIP

skating with scissors
is frowned upon by some, YO!
(but not assassins)