HI HO, SILVER!

the Lone Jammer rolls
round the track in no time flat
Tonto on her tail

BIG BAD AND UGLY

think U got moxie?
juicy contusions- - black, blue?
MINE R juicier!

DERBY CIRCUS TRIX

Varla's trademarked move:
double somersault on skates
FLIP. WHIP. FLIP some more.

CRIMINAL INTENT

goddess of war (crimes)
Athena's in a tight jam
YO! here come the fuzz!

COVERT ACTION

hellish huddle... HOT
deliver me 2 Hell's Belles
devilish schemes, plots

CALL 2 WORSHIP

All Mighty Varla
thou skateth like a vision
jam everlasting

TINY THUG ON WHEELZ

pint-sized powerhouse
POW! Pip Squeak pummels the pack
catch her if u can!

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL

zoot suit, Sunday best
Bryant Mumble knows the score
turquoise head to toe

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...

moment of silence
Beth Amphetamine lurches
on edge of madness

WIND HER UP, YO!

she all HYPED UP like
the energizer bunny
SHOCKA CONDUIT!

SIGN LANGUAGE, DERBY STYLE

finger of power
wicked digit dubs the lead
ref rocks, jammer jams

PANDEMONIUM PREVAILS

Reina Chaos roars!
madness & mayhem ensue
THE NEW QUEEN OF MEAN

LITE BRITE BABE

noxious neon fumes
pick ur poison, Dayglo girl
PINK is 4 sissies!

GUERRILLA GIRLZ FREE 4 ALL

holy war on wheelz
ROCK-em. SOCK-em. femme-bots, GO!
tricks-n-terror rule

TWISTED SISTERS

Hell's Belles, hot tonight!
Mona Lott. Megan Formor.
Got it goin' on!