FLAMING BEAUTY SECRETS

Dayglo's fashion tip
color coordinate, YO!
red on red on red

THE WRATH OF (OLIVIA NEWTON) JOHN

aerobic onslaught
blinding manictards aglow
neon nightmare, YO!

DRESS 4 SUCCESS, YO!

cool and collected
why SHOUT when U can mumble?
(that suit says it all)

la FASHIONista

electric DAYGLO
cult of personality
in sky-high heeled boots

FORCEFUL FASHION

brutal cover girl
critics? Megan Formor, YO!
block. pose. block some more.

TASTY TREAT

forget U must NOT:
those fashion statements KICK ASS
in more wayz than one

REALLY MEAN SOX

wicked witch fashion
screw the ruby slippers, YO!
go 4 sexy stripes!

TOTAL SQUARE PEGS SKATE-A-THON

Peg Legs' fashion flair
like totally tubular
legwarmers, like WOW!

MANIC COUTURE

Di Richmond's spring look
easter egg pastels offset
silky retro spanks

HYPNOTIC HEADGEAR

manic mamas sport
sparkle helmets tra la la
flashy fashion plates

FLAT TRACK'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Dayglo's fashion fun
sequin spanks that spellbind so
derby ooh la la!

FEARLESS FASHION

Beth Amphetamine:
what up with the silky spanks?
retro gym shorts rock!

DEBILITATING FASHION

utility belt
Anne Arkie blinds 'em with bling
Batgirl would be proud

DERBY CATWALK

Tall Drinka Slaughter
"U wanna sippa this?! YO!"
go ahead. dare ya.

DERBY A LA MODE

steel-coated hot pants
mirrored helmet guards the goods
trendy... so tempting