WHISKY-A-GO-GO

drink up, derby girls!
JAMESON shots on the house
hangover of hurt

SUBVERSIVE SIREN

double crossed again!
sneaky, freaky, sly & stealth:
Stella Sabotage

YING YANG BING BANG

johnny cash, dream on...
YING O'FIRE: alluring. tuff.
exotic wonder!

MEAN LEAN DERBY MACHINES

mean girls on a roll.
they scowl. they smirk. they kick ass.
watch out, babe. you next!

SKATE FOR YOUR LIFE!

HEY! don't look now, doll...
it's GEORGIA ON YOUR BEHIND
and she ain't no peach!

SUPER TUESDAY COMIN' ATCHA

REBEL, young skaters!
freedom's on the march, so VOTE!
skate left, way way left.

C U IN THE PENALTY BOX

MEANIES break the rules.
topsy-turvy: SPIN, SIN, WIN.
see how they ROCK, ROLL.

SHE'S TUFF (AND CLEAN)

rock-hard. armored shell.
Harmadillo-Brillo-block:
scour-n-scrape ya... OUCH!

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU...

whoa, terminal jam!
you'll never know what hit ya...
meet Ruth Enasia.

SNACK ATTACK

No tomorrow?! EAT!!
Derby dames... make a nice SNACK.
Carnage Wilson CHOWS.

TAKE HEED, DERBY FANS

Furious Mama
Donna D. Apocalypse
YO! The end is nigh!

NEED A FIX? (THINK TWICE)

Beth Amphetamine
gonna get you... SNEAK ATTACK!
WHACK! SMACK! thru the pack!

ROCK (AND ROLL) THE VOTE

derby soars in polls!
Super Tuesday prediction:
skate chicks smack McCain!

SWITCHBLADE STRATEGY

Varla contemplates.
Hell's Belles! Must defend the dolls!
...bump-n-booty block

DOUBLE CROSSER XX DOUBLE TIME

Peg Legs' power jam
rounds the track in less than 10
zippity do dah!