NOT-SO-DEAD POET DIGS DERBY

gangsta poet paints
bruised couplets & beat-up odes
glory 2 tuff chicks!

ON THE EVA DESTRUCTION

Eva Dead JAMMA.
so sly. terrify. SLAMMA.
zombie on wheelz. YIKES!

MAMA WAS A ROLLING STONE

call 9-1-1, YO!
Mama V. emergency
rockin' with Redwalls!

FEARLESS FASHION

Beth Amphetamine:
what up with the silky spanks?
retro gym shorts rock!

AIN'T NO KIDDIELAND

SMASH! TRASH! MASH! BASH! CRASH!
bumper cars meet derby dolls
wear your seatbelt, YO!

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

67 points!
JAM so smooth, Varla makes TOAST!
Bruce Jenner on wheelz

LOOK OUT BELOW!

Ivanna Riot
tiny fists of fury: PUNCH!
pint-sized powerhouse

YOUTHFUL INDISCRETION

Dee Monica swears
the devil made her do it
repent, sk8trgrl!

WHIPPITY DO DAH!

devilish Belle flings
Megan Formor fast forward
whiptastic wonder

PARTLY CLOUDY, CHANCE OF PAIN

hail, Blossom Bruiso!
light rain turns 2 spring downpour
quiet thunderstorm

GOT SKILLS?

Shocka Conduit
deceptively dexterous
shuckin' and jivin'

WHAT U DON'T KNOW CAN HURT U

WILD Republican!
Megan Formor skates way right
dark derby secret

ODE TO FRED FLINTSTONE

orange legs-o-fire
triple Fury: ready, rock
YABBA DABBA DO!

APRIL FOOL'S ANTIDOTE

fear not derby fans
girls R better than boys, YO!
fishnets forever!!

GRACEFUL GUYS SKATE-N-SKIRTS

men's roller derby
proves boys R better than girls
(April Fool's Day: SLAM)