NEED A FIX? (THINK TWICE)

Beth Amphetamine
gonna get you... SNEAK ATTACK!
WHACK! SMACK! thru the pack!

ROCK (AND ROLL) THE VOTE

derby soars in polls!
Super Tuesday prediction:
skate chicks smack McCain!

SWITCHBLADE STRATEGY

Varla contemplates.
Hell's Belles! Must defend the dolls!
...bump-n-booty block

DOUBLE CROSSER XX DOUBLE TIME

Peg Legs' power jam
rounds the track in less than 10
zippity do dah!

GIGANTOR'S NEMESIS

Tall Drinka Slaughter
she don't need no brass knuckles
she six eight on wheelz

SKATER TOTS '08

rookies take the stage
stumble, bumble, rumble, score!
look nice, but... they bite!

DOUBLE VISION, DERBY STYLE

chicks. lightening fast.
skates afire. electric slide.
zooma. zooma. zoom.

MALICIOUS INTENT

Malice on her tail
Switchblade Sister, chained no more
Vendetta whoop ass!

EVIL IS AS EVIL DOES

derby inferno
bedeviled babe with pitch fork
BEWARE! Belle Diablo

BURN, BABY, BURN

hot wheelz Vendetta:
loop-de-loops around the track.
flame throwing wonder!

SPICY HOT JAM

star-spotted helmet
turbo-charged, hot tamale
jammeriffic babe!

IF DOROTHY DERBY-ED...

Kansas would rock, spin
the witch would whirl; monkeys fly
what a WICKED jam!

IT'S ALL HAPPENING AT THE ZOO

derby zoo freak show
lioness in fishnets - - ROAR!
roller jungle jam!

SEW ME UP

stitches here and there
derby drama souvenirs
"X" marks the spot, YO!

SHE'S A BAD MAMMA JAMMA

derby zoom-a-zoom
FAST - - like a speeding bullet
VARLA POWER JAM!