CHEWBLOCKA

Ohio's skate babe
fierce-n-fast: wookie on wheelz
big, bad and chewy

ODE TO STEVIE WONDER

any blind man can see
she's a bad mamma jamma
fine as she can be

FAST AND FURIOUS

hellions sans remorse
the Fury rage on and on
ooh wicked women!

DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSERS!

martini mobsters
murder, mayhem... flying fists
merciless mamas

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIRE

Hell's Belles: femmes fatales
flaming infernos roll on
mayhem on their minds

COO COO 4 COCOA PUFFS

Manic Attackers
psychopathic rollerbabes
medicated... hot!

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

dream on, Red Zeppelin
skate the Stairway to Heaven
rock, roll evermore

COLD TURKEY

Varla's off season
what's a lead jammer to do?
slice-n-dice on ice

GOTTA BE MEAN

pretty girls go home
yoga bunnies not welcome
sk8R grlz R MEAN

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL & TROUBLE

stir it up, skatechick
round about the cauldron go
derby trouble brews

ODE TO DAVID BOWIE

riff raff, wannabes
derby roadkill- - step aside
slam! bam! thank you, Ma'am.

DERBY GIRLS MAKE GREAT FRIENDS

kamikazi kid
mean mama on a mission
wanna play with me?

TATTOOS IN WONDERLAND

Alice: all inked up
trippin' the light fantastic
tattooed spinster whirls

BEWARE OF BROADWAY BABE

best backoff, Buster
Phannie of the Opera
bun-blocking badass

THE DEVIL INSIDE

flame-throwing female
voluptuous vixen vrooms!!
YO - - Belle Diablo!!!

FANTASTIC FOLLIES

ferocious, fierce, fast
flagrant fillies need a fix
fight 2 the finish

DERBY A LA MODE

steel-coated hot pants
mirrored helmet guards the goods
trendy... so tempting

ROLLER BABES ON THE CATWALK

scarred, scraped, battered, bruised
derby runway fashion plate
strike a pose - - wipe out!

YOU'LL SEE STARS-N-STRIPES FOREVER

purple contusions
majestic mama hurls forth
Amber Waves of Pain

DERBY OOH LA LA

fishnets and fast wheelz
bad ass girls sans Moulin Rouge
Toulouse Lautrec's dream

U BETTER U BETTER U BET

Dina Discipline
wields the paddle-o-power
best submit, sista!

BRUISO GOT BUSTED

Blossom Bruiso tossed
major penalties abound
next time, be discreet

MEETCHA @ THE ROLLERDISCO

Ada in hotpants

sparkly, space age underoos

gettin’ down 2nite

LONE STAR LOVELY

Harmadillo jams

Amid tumbling derby dames

Tuff Texas tootsie

HOT 4 TEACHER

broken arm bruiser

a goody-goody no more

she’s Megan Formor

AMPUTEE ACTION

Peg Legs snubs Varla
jammer-on-jammer action
pegged, pumped: limbs afire!

NOT THIS YEAR... (sigh)

Hell’s Belles, down for count

the clock is the enemy

Varla vrooms - - no dice!

HELLUVAFIGHT!

derby drama queens

fight for championship

Hell’s Belles - - double crossed!

BLACK-N-BLUE BABES

derbylicious babes

hot honeys, penalty box

knock-down, drag-out clash

SKIRMISH IN CICERO

come 2 the showdown

a Sunday night massacre?

forecast: doomsday lurks

BATTLE OF THE BABES

rush-o-excitement

electricity in air

freak show starts @ 6!

TALL & TORTURED

CoCo BangBang looms

over pipsqueaking rivals

6 feet-o-whoop-ass!

CUT ABOVE THE REST

furious cripple

diced up, dismembered mama

Anne Putation’s HOT!

MOST LIKELY TO STAB SOMEONE

Varla meanz business

speed, switchblades and sweet revenge

razor sharp- - knife ya!