Sunday, August 31, 2008

DOWN THE RABBIT HOLE


giant mALICE says
tea parties R for sissies
bad girlz do derby

Friday, August 29, 2008

BREAK U INTO REESE'S PIECES


moonlit derby doll
extraterrestrial jam
phone home (if U dare)

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

SHE GOT ZIP


flingin' with flava
in a rush 2 get somewhere?
Belle's miracle whip

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

THE GLORY

multiple fractures
mental anguish, suffering
exaltation, YO!

Sunday, August 24, 2008

TURN IT ON, TURN IT UP


our rock star block star
Megan Formor and then some
party all night long

Saturday, August 23, 2008

YO, WHAT UP?!?


when you're in a CRUNCH
Varla Vendetta's the one
Biden not so much...

EVA DEAD KNOWS BEST


stretch before U skate
lest the great derby goddess
curse U with rink rash

Friday, August 22, 2008

OUTTA-CONTROL-TOP


drive U 2 drink, YO!
not your mother's hosiery
ask Elke Hollic

Thursday, August 21, 2008

SOMETHING SPECIAL 4 THE LADIES


why be embarrassed?
disco-roller-rama-romp
gets me every time

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

BUBBLEGUM


the doctor o'VROOM
skates 2 a diff'rent drummer
(very PINK drummer)

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

LIL BIT O' PARADISE


big sky meets big corn
mamas grow up on derby
hoosier country, YO!

Sunday, August 17, 2008

2 INFINITY & BEYOND

YO! how apropos
when derby breaks 200:
Yvette Yourmaker

Saturday, August 16, 2008

SYBIL LIBERTY DOWN 4 THE COUNT

big brother listens
2 derby little secrets
wiretap this, YO!

Friday, August 15, 2008

MEETCHA @ THE ARCADE


25 cent jam
ms. pacman on UR tail, YO!
chomp, score, chomp some more

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

MY STAYCATION BEATS UR STAYCATION


fun in the sun, YO!
post-bout, head 2 the beach &
see what washes up!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

DIY OLYMPICS


derby daredevil
slip-n-slide goes ying yang, YO!
backyard ballyhoo

Monday, August 11, 2008

(VERY) ALTERNATIVE ENERGY POLICY


human hamster wheelz
powered by green derby dollz
quads save Mother Earth!

Sunday, August 10, 2008

3-2-1 BLAST OFF

sci-fi chicks on wheelz
it ain't rocket science, YO!
it's roller derby

Thursday, August 7, 2008

DERBY CAT & MOUSE

hot-2-trot pursuit
Roller Kitty chase with grace
Moxie Mouse jam slam

NEED A PICK-ME-UP?



skull & crossbones snack
rock hard & very bitter
poisonous treat, YO!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

LATEST GALLUP POLL SURVEY


retired rollerettes
choose derby over vices:
whiskey and cupcakes

Monday, August 4, 2008

FLOWER POWER


crashing, thrashing dollz
take time 2 smell the roses
always a bright side

Sunday, August 3, 2008

CHANGE-O-VENUE


like rolling thunder
Windy City girlz return
jiggity jig, YO!

Saturday, August 2, 2008

READ BETWEEN THE LINES

sintastic storylines
the Chrissy Fiction book club
really unrighteous

Friday, August 1, 2008

SNIP SNIP SNIP


skating with scissors
is frowned upon by some, YO!
(but not assassins)