Wednesday, July 30, 2008

DRIVE-THRU DERBY


McNuggets of hurt
quarter pound-her McSqueeze, please
U want fries with that?

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

GIDDY UP!


cowboy o'justice
60 seconds and counting
til yeehaw meets YO!

Sunday, July 27, 2008

STICKY SITUATION


dearly departed
caught in Eva's wicked web
sorry 4 UR loss

ODE 2 MS. CAPONE

survived the knife, YO!
tougher than a bed of nailz
Manics rise again!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

CHITOWN'S CAPED CRUSADER


look up in the sky!
speedy Switchblade Sister skates
scoring points of joy

Thursday, July 24, 2008

CRIME SPREE IN CICERO


surreptitious style
Athena DeCrime skate YO!
DeCrizzalicious

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

FIGHT CLUB


she's box-o-matic
rock 'em sock 'em robot girl
so Kola Loka

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Monday, July 21, 2008

MONDAY MORNING BLUES

briefcase. kneepads. skates.
fight the corporate crowds on el:
flying squirrel, YO!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

METAMORPHOSIS


transform & transfix
Belle skates like a butterfly
...blocks like the devil

Saturday, July 19, 2008

STRETCH BEFORE U SLAM


derby yogini
mystical moment o'zen
Ying, prior 2 fire

Thursday, July 17, 2008

TASTY TREAT


forget U must NOT:
those fashion statements KICK ASS
in more wayz than one

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

ODE 2 THE "YO!"

mono-syllabic...
like the finger of power
utterly wicked

STILL HAUNTED

nothing can replace
Anne Putation's mojo, YO!
please oh please, come back!

BAD-ASS BLOGGERS

they SLAM! BAM! and BLOG!
when Windy City chicks post
read @ your own risk

p.s. welcome to the blogosphere, my sistas!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

DOOMSDAY TUESDAY


YO! Mo wants 2 know:
what up with the purple rain?!
Karmageddon's curse

Monday, July 14, 2008

LONG DISTANCE DEDICATION


those Double Crossers
sneaky freaky girls on wheelz
feel the haiku love

Sunday, July 13, 2008

WHIP IT (A LA SHAKESPEARE)

direction from Drew:
something wicked this way comes
...wearing fishnets, YO!

SHOW DOWN @ HIGH NOON


ghost town on wheelz, YO!
Tucson tootsies head 4 hills
Windy City wins!

Saturday, July 12, 2008

SNEAK ATTACK


psycho-stimulant
hella monkey on ur back
Beth Amphetamine

Friday, July 11, 2008

ROUGH COMMUTE


bumper 2 bumper
elbows, arse and attitude
traffic jam from hell

Wednesday, July 9, 2008

EVOLUTION via DERBY

pre-fishnets: so lame
post-fishnets: thrills & chills, YO!
Darwin understands

DAYDREAMS

skate clock is ticking
72 hours remain
'til my girlz SMASH yerz

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

SAY CHEESE

white teeth sparkle so
wrong-way elbow 2 the mouth
derby trick-or-treat

Monday, July 7, 2008

X O X O X O X O


valentine vixens
jammer on pivot action
sideswipin' with LUV

Saturday, July 5, 2008

DYNAMIC DUO (DERBY STYLE)


demolition dolls
outskate & outsmart their foes
YO! watch out, Batman

Friday, July 4, 2008

FIRECRACKER PHENOMS


star-spangled derby
feisty fireworks, oh so fierce
she-rockets take flight

Thursday, July 3, 2008

JUST ADD MILK (IF U DARE)

breakfast with backbone
fearless flakes of fortitude
Roller Derby CRUNCH

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

THE NOT-SO-FRIENDLY SKIES

fly Derby Doll Air
in event of crash landing
suffering... NO SNACKS!

Tuesday, July 1, 2008

GLAMOUR SHOTS

SKATE. she fast. she fierce.
STRONG. she glam. she slam. hot damn!
SPARKLE. SMASH. CRASH. DASH.