Friday, November 30, 2007

DERBY GIRL SMACKDOWN

battered, black-n-blue
spiral fractures, shattered bones
tie me up, let's skate!

Thursday, November 29, 2007

CHEWBLOCKA

Ohio's skate babe
fierce-n-fast: wookie on wheelz
big, bad and chewy

ODE TO STEVIE WONDER

any blind man can see
she's a bad mamma jamma
fine as she can be

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

FAST AND FURIOUS

hellions sans remorse
the Fury rage on and on
ooh wicked women!

DIRTY DOUBLE CROSSERS!

martini mobsters
murder, mayhem... flying fists
merciless mamas

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE, THERE'S FIRE

Hell's Belles: femmes fatales
flaming infernos roll on
mayhem on their minds

Monday, November 26, 2007

COO COO 4 COCOA PUFFS

Manic Attackers
psychopathic rollerbabes
medicated... hot!

Sunday, November 25, 2007

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOLD

dream on, Red Zeppelin
skate the Stairway to Heaven
rock, roll evermore

Friday, November 23, 2007

COLD TURKEY

Varla's off season
what's a lead jammer to do?
slice-n-dice on ice

Thursday, November 22, 2007

GOTTA BE MEAN

pretty girls go home
yoga bunnies not welcome
sk8R grlz R MEAN

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

DOUBLE DOUBLE TOIL & TROUBLE

stir it up, skatechick
round about the cauldron go
derby trouble brews

Tuesday, November 20, 2007

ODE TO DAVID BOWIE

riff raff, wannabes
derby roadkill- - step aside
slam! bam! thank you, Ma'am.

Monday, November 19, 2007

DERBY GIRLS MAKE GREAT FRIENDS

kamikazi kid
mean mama on a mission
wanna play with me?

Friday, November 16, 2007

TATTOOS IN WONDERLAND

Alice: all inked up
trippin' the light fantastic
tattooed spinster whirls

BEWARE OF BROADWAY BABE

best backoff, Buster
Phannie of the Opera
bun-blocking badass

Thursday, November 15, 2007

SHE SLICES, SHE DICES

hella-hot-tot-sy
slicin' thru pack like a knife
Ginsu girl - - chop! chop!

THE DEVIL INSIDE

flame-throwing female
voluptuous vixen vrooms!!
YO - - Belle Diablo!!!

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

GO SPEEDRACER GO

silly Speed Racer
trade in your fast car 4 skates
and get a sex change

FANTASTIC FOLLIES

ferocious, fierce, fast
flagrant fillies need a fix
fight 2 the finish

EAT MY DUST

jammers: take ur marks
doctor vroom: fire it up!
skate 4 ur life, bitch!

Tuesday, November 13, 2007

DERBY A LA MODE

steel-coated hot pants
mirrored helmet guards the goods
trendy... so tempting

Monday, November 12, 2007

ROLLER BABES ON THE CATWALK

scarred, scraped, battered, bruised
derby runway fashion plate
strike a pose - - wipe out!

Sunday, November 11, 2007

YOU'LL SEE STARS-N-STRIPES FOREVER

purple contusions
majestic mama hurls forth
Amber Waves of Pain

Saturday, November 10, 2007

DERBY OOH LA LA

fishnets and fast wheelz
bad ass girls sans Moulin Rouge
Toulouse Lautrec's dream

Friday, November 9, 2007

U BETTER U BETTER U BET

Dina Discipline
wields the paddle-o-power
best submit, sista!

BRUISO GOT BUSTED

Blossom Bruiso tossed
major penalties abound
next time, be discreet

Thursday, November 8, 2007

PLEASURE OR PAIN?

bad ass skater chick

blocks ya, rocks ya, beats ya down

hurt me, hurt u - - ouch!

MEETCHA @ THE ROLLERDISCO

Ada in hotpants

sparkly, space age underoos

gettin’ down 2nite

Wednesday, November 7, 2007

LONE STAR LOVELY

Harmadillo jams

Amid tumbling derby dames

Tuff Texas tootsie

Tuesday, November 6, 2007

HOT 4 TEACHER

broken arm bruiser

a goody-goody no more

she’s Megan Formor

Monday, November 5, 2007

AMPUTEE ACTION

Peg Legs snubs Varla
jammer-on-jammer action
pegged, pumped: limbs afire!

NOT THIS YEAR... (sigh)

Hell’s Belles, down for count

the clock is the enemy

Varla vrooms - - no dice!

HELLUVAFIGHT!

derby drama queens

fight for championship

Hell’s Belles - - double crossed!

BLACK-N-BLUE BABES

derbylicious babes

hot honeys, penalty box

knock-down, drag-out clash

Sunday, November 4, 2007

SKIRMISH IN CICERO

come 2 the showdown

a Sunday night massacre?

forecast: doomsday lurks

BATTLE OF THE BABES

rush-o-excitement

electricity in air

freak show starts @ 6!

Saturday, November 3, 2007

TALL & TORTURED

CoCo BangBang looms

over pipsqueaking rivals

6 feet-o-whoop-ass!

Friday, November 2, 2007

CUT ABOVE THE REST

furious cripple

diced up, dismembered mama

Anne Putation’s HOT!

CHILLIN’

hang with derby grlz

Cobra Lounge after the bout

Look - - but don’t dare touch!

Thursday, November 1, 2007

MOST LIKELY TO STAB SOMEONE

Varla meanz business

speed, switchblades and sweet revenge

razor sharp- - knife ya!