Friday, December 3, 2010

BANG BANG DA BOOGIE


freakin' on the floor
breakin' blockin'... u want more
Hoosier boogaloo

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

B.A.D. GIRLS FINISH THIRD!


some butterflies float
all the way to Chicago
(they skate forward, too!)

Saturday, September 18, 2010

RUMBEL RULES CHICAGO


mayor's race is on
if u know what's good 4 u
vote Rumbel... once... twice...

Saturday, August 7, 2010

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!


sky high, super fly
passing planets left and right
Varla vroom-a-vroom

Sunday, June 20, 2010

Saturday, May 29, 2010

GOLDEN GIRL GONE BAD


cave-dwelling Zombea
eating tasty brains, yum! yum!
watch out, girls, you're next

Sunday, May 9, 2010

BEHOLD THE MANIC GARDEN


blue doom is in bloom
Mother Nature off the rails
freakish flowers, yo!

Sunday, April 25, 2010

GOT FANGS?


Rose Feratu, YO!
vampire in a Manictard
what did U expect?

Sunday, April 11, 2010

YO, GOT MILK?


organic or not
derby milk is good 4 U
spill @ your own risk!

Saturday, March 27, 2010

QUEEN of SPEED


Pominatrix reigns
derby nation state starts now
pledge allegiance, YO!

Sunday, March 14, 2010

SOMEWHERE OVER THE RAINBOW...


Dorothy's dayz R done
double-teamed & double-crossed
yellow brick road block!

Sunday, March 7, 2010

SPRING FLING FUN


butterflies & guns
trigger happy fa la la
Nina on the run

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

FORKABLE & BORKABLE


Swedish gibberish
rolled in Manic sauce, mmmmm good!
tastee BORK, BORK, BORK!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

CHOCOLATES R 4 SISSIES, YO!


derby leapfrog love
hearts-N-pain rolled into one
ruthless valentines

Sunday, February 7, 2010

POST PUNK POWERHOUSE


checkerboard cha cha
skating Skaface on the make
Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi! Oi!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

GET YOUR FREAK ON


form-fitting fun-tards
speedy spandex go, go, go!
spastic drastic, YO!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

'TIS THE SEASON... ALMOST


countdown clock tick ticks
time is near: skate fast, drink beer
get your derby fix!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

PERILOUSSS PRANKSSS


Ssshocka's sssilly ssstuntsss
jumpy jumpy tra la la
almost cleared the chair

Saturday, January 2, 2010

BAD GIRL BALLYHOO


blue meanies beware:
Danger and deception rule
Beatlicious coup