DERBY DOWN IN WHOVILLE

GRINCHified jam, YO!
stealing points and Christmas too
Whipity Pow - - WOW!

(REALLY) ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE

mojo miracles
voodoo for our dolls, he does
edgy antidotes

SO U THINK U CAN JAM?

mile high sista fool
freakishly delicious, YO!
welcome 2 the cage!

SMASH-A-NATIONALS

windy girlz head east
time 2 take that title, YO!
smashy crashy fun

DETOUR AHEAD

Megan's derby rules:
block 'em. sock 'em. traffic jam.
make 'em park and walk.

DERBY FUN HOUSE FANTASY

scary clowns galore
stretchy Norma skates on stairs
enter if u dare!

RESTLESS REBEL

behold, Mel Content
speeding past the bourgeoisie
revolution, YO!

ALL STAR ADVENTURE

swords cut, bombs explode
derby pirate robots, GO!
skaters on the run

BEWARE OF THE DARK PATH, YO!

Yoda queries thee:
hear U nothing that I say?
retire U must not!

GREEN IS THE NEW MEAN

like a monster truck
malicious intent rolls on
enormous green skate!

ROLLING REVENGE

wonderiffic Payne
ask & u shall receive, YO!
she-smack-a-u-good!

R U EXPERIENCED?

derby purple haze
psychedelic Hendrix jam
Varla, amplified

THE LIBRARIAN

speed readers sideswiped!
Dewey Decimal delights
shush U. then crush U.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

body double trouble
siren of the silver screen
deCrizz all showbiz

REVOLVER REVISITED

Beatle fan side slam
Sexy Slaydie breaks the rules
doesn't break a sweat

FATEFUL JAM

u won't feel a thing
Ruth sticks u with the needle...
silent symphony

ROLLERAMA DRAMA

shiny spotlight jam
shadows filled with Shock & awe
Windy City smash!

SHEIK YERBOUTI DREAMSCAPE #9

teletubby floats
double-crossing fury fest
weird banana guy

BRAWL OF AMERICA

midwestern showdown
fortune teller's prophecy:
Windy City sweep!

ARMED & DANGEROUS

all points bulletin
undercover derby girl
catch her if u can!

RED, WHITE & ZOOM!

merciless Malice
awesomest of the awesome
(with or without teeth)

TRY IT, YOU'LL LIKE IT

eight-wheeled-roll-a-thon
inside out or upside down
skaters skate on, YO!

TAKIN' IT 2 THE STREETS

danger close at hand
Ada Hatelace Boulevard
jam @ your own risk

PSYCHO DERBY STIMULANT

under the el tracks
Beth Amphetamine cranks up
altered state, fo sho

BRING in 'da NOISE, BRING in 'da FUNK

summer fun on wheelz
wild korican block party
funk, rumble, and roll

MAGIC ENSUES

skating sorceress
DANGER on Chicago track
muggles beware, YO!

RAT CITY AWAITS

west coast whomp tromp stomp
precipitation propels
derby downpour, YO!

STICKY SITUATION

skaters face their fears
mini marshmallow mountain
ooey gooey jam!

GOOD CHEER, GOOD BIER

one woman band SLAM
the hits just keep on coming
squeezebox sista, YO!

BE ON THE LOOKOUT, YO!

deCriz goes crime time
cops-n-robbers on the make
Chitown summer fun

WHIPLASH, DERBY STYLE

double-teaming ruse
plotting, thru the pack - - she cruise
whippazipparoo

BETTER THAN KIELBASA

accordion glam
derby doll dance a go-go
Chaotic Polka

BLAST OFF, BABY!

golden spanks do glow
flying sparkling object glitz
Varla Rocketta

MONUMENTAL DERBY

the new liberty
put her on a pedestal
now watch her skate, YO!

BIGGER IS BETTER

SUPERSIZED RUTH ROX
dwarfing the competition
she jams, they scram. YO!

THE NEW POWER JAM

weight-lifting wonder
Hoosier Mama pumps it up
muscle. hustle. YO!

HITCHED!

get outta the way!
derby doll skates down the aisle
black-n-blue bridesmaids

TRIPLE THREAT

rockin' blockin' pack
Georgia.Megan.Varla.YO!
U B seein' starz

HEALTHCARE, DERBY STYLE

manic? don't panic!
try the new SHOCK therapy
belle on belle action

RAGE IN THE CAGE

tuffest of the tuff
broken nose turned bad girl style
Varlariffic, YO!

JACKO'S LAST JAM

Yvette YourMaker
sez goodnight 2 the pop king
derby dolls rock on

SUGAR-COATED VICTORY

manictards rejoice
championship cupcake, YUM!
blue-frosted madness

IN IT 2 WIN IT

beauty V. madness
baddest of the baddest, YO!
fight 2 the finish

FLAMING BEAUTY SECRETS

Dayglo's fashion tip
color coordinate, YO!
red on red on red

SOUTHERN HOSPITALITY

Mason-Dixon doll
ready 4 a southern brawl
jam, slam, wham- - yes Ma'am!

ME TV GOES DERBY

digital upgrade
Manic on Munster action
Malice steals the show

SKATING WITH THE BULLS

tenacious temptress
taunting bulls and betties too
Tori Adore, tuff

DEGAS REVISITED

tutu with a twist
our manic ballerina
slightly out of place...

TRUTH OR DARE

Montana shocker
how did Goldie learn 2 skate?
runway practice, YO!

DON'T MESS WITH MEL

3 heads o'fury
Mel Content in triplicate
deadly and displeased