DERBY FUN HOUSE FANTASY

scary clowns galore
stretchy Norma skates on stairs
enter if u dare!

RESTLESS REBEL

behold, Mel Content
speeding past the bourgeoisie
revolution, YO!

ALL STAR ADVENTURE

swords cut, bombs explode
derby pirate robots, GO!
skaters on the run

BEWARE OF THE DARK PATH, YO!

Yoda queries thee:
hear U nothing that I say?
retire U must not!

GREEN IS THE NEW MEAN

like a monster truck
malicious intent rolls on
enormous green skate!

ROLLING REVENGE

wonderiffic Payne
ask & u shall receive, YO!
she-smack-a-u-good!

R U EXPERIENCED?

derby purple haze
psychedelic Hendrix jam
Varla, amplified

THE LIBRARIAN

speed readers sideswiped!
Dewey Decimal delights
shush U. then crush U.

LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!

body double trouble
siren of the silver screen
deCrizz all showbiz

REVOLVER REVISITED

Beatle fan side slam
Sexy Slaydie breaks the rules
doesn't break a sweat

FATEFUL JAM

u won't feel a thing
Ruth sticks u with the needle...
silent symphony

ROLLERAMA DRAMA

shiny spotlight jam
shadows filled with Shock & awe
Windy City smash!

SHEIK YERBOUTI DREAMSCAPE #9

teletubby floats
double-crossing fury fest
weird banana guy

BRAWL OF AMERICA

midwestern showdown
fortune teller's prophecy:
Windy City sweep!

ARMED & DANGEROUS

all points bulletin
undercover derby girl
catch her if u can!