POST-BOUT BROUHAHA

three bears best beware
Goldie Shocks out 4 blood, YO!
good girl with a grudge

A WHOLE LOTTA 'KU

tuff girlz need tuff luv
over and over again
more goodies 2 come...

KARMAGEDDON'S DREAM

sneaking thru the pack...
double-team and double-cross
Nina with the whip

TOTAL SHREW

manic destruction
Ms. Shrew and her wrecking crew
zipperiffic, YO!

ODE 2 WCR

tuff girlz rock my world
turn the tables, write haiku
derbybirthdaybliss!

(p.s. THANX A MILLION)

KAT ATTACK

Detroit's D'Stroya
pink and sparkly- - plus tattoos!
pistolwhippin' pro

D-FUNKY AS THEY WANNA BE

Roxanna hustles
boo d. livers the robot
Skeez-o-matic slide

MOTOWN'S GREATEST HITS

Vega on vinyl
once, twice, three times a jammer
PISTOFF every time

THE DRAFT

big night in Motown
nervous Nellies, take UR pick
derby dreams come true!

MOTOR CITY SWEETIE

she's one tuff Cookie
big bad wheelz: that's how she rollz
rumble-icious, YO!

SPEEDIER THAN THOU

chase or be McChased
she lap U trap U whack U
then U want some more

I HEART DERBY, YO!

crushin' on U, Doll
gotsta let UR feelings show
brutal valentine

MMM MMM GOOD!

fresh from the oven
psychedelic skater tots
Deb Autry ensues

BETTER OFF RED

when the whistle blows
spontaneous combustion
redheads rebel, YO!

BFF IS BACK

squish squash double cross
supernatural wonder
SASSariffic, YO!

SIZZLE, SIZZLE

hot streak continues
hellacious and bodacious
Hell's Belles! heaven sent

THE WRATH OF (OLIVIA NEWTON) JOHN

aerobic onslaught
blinding manictards aglow
neon nightmare, YO!