Sunday, January 31, 2010

GET YOUR FREAK ON


form-fitting fun-tards
speedy spandex go, go, go!
spastic drastic, YO!

Sunday, January 17, 2010

'TIS THE SEASON... ALMOST


countdown clock tick ticks
time is near: skate fast, drink beer
get your derby fix!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

PERILOUSSS PRANKSSS


Ssshocka's sssilly ssstuntsss
jumpy jumpy tra la la
almost cleared the chair

Saturday, January 2, 2010

BAD GIRL BALLYHOO


blue meanies beware:
Danger and deception rule
Beatlicious coup