BANG BANG DA BOOGIE

freakin' on the floor
breakin' blockin'... u want more
Hoosier boogaloo

RAT CITY AWAITS

west coast whomp tromp stomp
precipitation propels
derby downpour, YO!

THE NEW POWER JAM

weight-lifting wonder
Hoosier Mama pumps it up
muscle. hustle. YO!

MYTH BUSTER

Indiana's pride
Hoosier Mama's made of steel
farm girl? ...not so much

SPRING IS IN THE AIR

Helsa ain't waitin'
Hoosier Mama's on the hunt
break legs, not eggs... YO!

BABES IN CANDYLAND

sweet tooth 4 derby?
around the gumdrop pass, YO!
Yvette YourMaker!

INDIANA CAN JAMMA

home-grown derby girl
bit of a loose cannon, seems
(perhaps it's the corn)

BLACK FRIDAY (DERBY STYLE)

tremendous savings
Megan Formor discounts, YO!
shop. block. shop some more.

OUR DOLLS DO DENVER

YO! all-terrain wheelz
rolling o'er mountain tops
mile high, watch 'em fly

LIL BIT O' PARADISE

big sky meets big corn
mamas grow up on derby
hoosier country, YO!

*THIS HAIKU SPONSORED BY CORN*

Hoosier Mama grrrowls
she double cross, double mean
corn fed, extra tuff

ROLLER REF RIPS IT UP

break the rulz, you pay
Hoosier Mama flips the bird
you're OUTTIE, corn girl!

MIRACULOUS CORN

fields of golden maize,
Hoosier Mama emerges.
yo! powered by corn!

PRIDE OF INDIANA

snap crackle and pop

Hoosier Mama rounds the curve

she’s powered by corn