SERVING UP SOME PAIN

crazy 4 the CRUNCH
coo coo 4 Loco Puffs, YO!
fashion flakes of pain

SPEEDY SPECTACLE

lead jammer juiced UP!
round the bean in no time flat
sh-electric Shocka

JOLLY HOLIDAY

stocking stuffers spar
Santa's got a brand new bag
Christmas with a KICK

BOTTOMS UP!

derby thirst-quencher
distilled daily by Miss D
pure punishment, YO!

DERBY DANCE OFF

liars MCsizzle
Athena DeSnackbar, YO!
drop it like it's HOT

LUNAR LANDING

Varla 2 the moon!
win the space race every time
who needs gravity?

BABES IN CANDYLAND

sweet tooth 4 derby?
around the gumdrop pass, YO!
Yvette YourMaker!

SHE'LL POP U ONE

Ying O'Fire toaster
flings derby doll poptarts
pastries packed with pain

KOLA LOKA CLEANS UP

after a rough bout
derby doll troublebath, YO!
(bubbles cut and run...)

DRESS 4 SUCCESS, YO!

cool and collected
why SHOUT when U can mumble?
(that suit says it all)

INTERGALACTIC GOLDEN GIRL

battle injustice
our time-traveling phenom
SHOCKS 'em every time!

EYE IN THE SKY

our May R. Daley
all powerful, all knowing
she's everywhere, YO!

la FASHIONista

electric DAYGLO
cult of personality
in sky-high heeled boots

INDIANA CAN JAMMA

home-grown derby girl
bit of a loose cannon, seems
(perhaps it's the corn)