Thursday, January 31, 2008

NEED A FIX? (THINK TWICE)

Beth Amphetamine
gonna get you... SNEAK ATTACK!
WHACK! SMACK! thru the pack!

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

ROCK (AND ROLL) THE VOTE

derby soars in polls!
Super Tuesday prediction:
skate chicks smack McCain!

SWITCHBLADE STRATEGY


Varla contemplates.
Hell's Belles! Must defend the dolls!
...bump-n-booty block

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

DOUBLE CROSSER XX DOUBLE TIME


Peg Legs' power jam
rounds the track in less than 10
zippity do dah!

GIGANTOR'S NEMESIS

Tall Drinka Slaughter
she don't need no brass knuckles
she six eight on wheelz

Monday, January 28, 2008

SKATER TOTS '08

rookies take the stage
stumble, bumble, rumble, score!
look nice, but... they bite!

DOUBLE VISION, DERBY STYLE


chicks. lightening fast.
skates afire. electric slide.
zooma. zooma. zoom.

Sunday, January 27, 2008

MALICIOUS INTENT


Malice on her tail
Switchblade Sister, chained no more
Vendetta whoop ass!

Saturday, January 26, 2008

EVIL IS AS EVIL DOES

derby inferno
bedeviled babe with pitch fork
BEWARE! Belle Diablo

Friday, January 25, 2008

BURN, BABY, BURN

hot wheelz Vendetta:
loop-de-loops around the track.
flame throwing wonder!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

SPICY HOT JAM

star-spotted helmet
turbo-charged, hot tamale
jammeriffic babe!

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

IF DOROTHY DERBY-ED...

Kansas would rock, spin
the witch would whirl; monkeys fly
what a WICKED jam!

IT'S ALL HAPPENING AT THE ZOO

derby zoo freak show
lioness in fishnets - - ROAR!
roller jungle jam!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

SEW ME UP

stitches here and there
derby drama souvenirs
"X" marks the spot, YO!

SHE'S A BAD MAMMA JAMMA

derby zoom-a-zoom
FAST - - like a speeding bullet
VARLA POWER JAM!

Monday, January 21, 2008

GIRLS ON A MISSION

SMASH! CRASH! strut your stuff
windy city rollergirls
spank, rattle and roll

Saturday, January 19, 2008

HI-YAH!

derby girlz got skillz
like Hong Kong Phooey on wheelz
karate CHOP! POW!

Thursday, January 17, 2008

DERBY BASICS

SMASH. into side wall.
TAKE DOWN. chick with skull tattoo.
SNEER. skate on by. SMILE.

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

KEEPING UP APPEARANCES

tuff girlz talking trash
beneath the din of derby
quiet courage reigns

DOUBLE CROSSED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

CHICKS. so hot 2 trot.
JAM. a ruff roller rumble.
BANG. BANG. coco rocks.

TRIX OF THE TRADE

ready 2 rumble?
bad girlz converge on the track
SMACK! POW! GRAB, now JAB!

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

ROLLER DERBY AFTER DARK

fierce, pierced, and tattooed
she skates the flat track by day
dark alleys by night

Monday, January 14, 2008

BABES WITH BRASS KNUCKLES

chicago girlz know
RULES were meant 2 be broken...
not to mention legs

BITE YOUR TONGUE

sure, they look good but...
MAN, are they mean, mad mamas!!
skatergirls: sharp teeth!

DERBY DOLLS REUNITE JANUARY 26

spin cycle heats up
derby dolls, 4 wheelz each foot
venom in their hearts!

COUNTDOWN TO DERBY

lace up your skates, girls!
all roads lead to Cicero
derby sparks will FLY!

Sunday, January 13, 2008

X-RAY VISION

CRUNCH! spiral fracture.
broken bits. so black-n-blue.
skate your fate, bad girl!

Friday, January 11, 2008

MIRACULOUS CORN

fields of golden maize,
Hoosier Mama emerges.
yo! powered by corn!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

THE DIABLO INSIDE

beautiful devil.
she loca. she so speedy!
Belle Diablo... rocks!

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

WHO'S WHO IN DERBY

jammers jab. jolt. jinx.
blockers bump. beat. bang. bop. bash.
pivots pop. protect.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

SMILE, BABY, SMILE

MEAN. mama on wheels.
SPIN. your partner round-n-round.
GONE. two front teeth. GRRRR.

Monday, January 7, 2008

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

SPIT. spunk. spank. splat. spill.
HOT. saturday nite smackdown!
BIG. hematoma.

Sunday, January 6, 2008

GO 4 THE GUSTO

chase or be chased, girl.
Speed McQueen comes from behind.
don't look now - - crunch! munch!

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 4

race ya down the aisles
grocery shopping derby style
creamed corn: new meaning