Sunday, July 26, 2009

BETTER THAN KIELBASA


accordion glam
derby doll dance a go-go
Chaotic Polka

Monday, July 20, 2009

BLAST OFF, BABY!


golden spanks do glow
flying sparkling object glitz
Varla Rocketta

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

MONUMENTAL DERBY


the new liberty
put her on a pedestal
now watch her skate, YO!

Saturday, July 11, 2009

BIGGER IS BETTER


SUPERSIZED RUTH ROX
dwarfing the competition
she jams, they scram. YO!

Thursday, July 9, 2009

THE NEW POWER JAM


weight-lifting wonder
Hoosier Mama pumps it up
muscle. hustle. YO!

Sunday, July 5, 2009

HITCHED!


get outta the way!
derby doll skates down the aisle
black-n-blue bridesmaids

TRIPLE THREAT


rockin' blockin' pack
Georgia.Megan.Varla.YO!
U B seein' starz

Friday, July 3, 2009

HEALTHCARE, DERBY STYLE


manic? don't panic!
try the new SHOCK therapy
belle on belle action