BETTER THAN KIELBASA

accordion glam
derby doll dance a go-go
Chaotic Polka

BLAST OFF, BABY!

golden spanks do glow
flying sparkling object glitz
Varla Rocketta

MONUMENTAL DERBY

the new liberty
put her on a pedestal
now watch her skate, YO!

BIGGER IS BETTER

SUPERSIZED RUTH ROX
dwarfing the competition
she jams, they scram. YO!

THE NEW POWER JAM

weight-lifting wonder
Hoosier Mama pumps it up
muscle. hustle. YO!

HITCHED!

get outta the way!
derby doll skates down the aisle
black-n-blue bridesmaids

TRIPLE THREAT

rockin' blockin' pack
Georgia.Megan.Varla.YO!
U B seein' starz

HEALTHCARE, DERBY STYLE

manic? don't panic!
try the new SHOCK therapy
belle on belle action