AIN'T NO KIDDIELAND

SMASH! TRASH! MASH! BASH! CRASH!
bumper cars meet derby dolls
wear your seatbelt, YO!

PURPLE HAZE

floating. derby girls.
skate by the light of the moon.
shiny brass knuckles.

DERBY GIRLS

banshees bruised, beat up
she-warriors sans princess
goddess, one and all