DOUBLE CROSSED ON A SATURDAY NIGHT

CHICKS. so hot 2 trot.
JAM. a ruff roller rumble.
BANG. BANG. coco rocks.

TRIX OF THE TRADE

ready 2 rumble?
bad girlz converge on the track
SMACK! POW! GRAB, now JAB!

ROLLER DERBY AFTER DARK

fierce, pierced, and tattooed
she skates the flat track by day
dark alleys by night

BABES WITH BRASS KNUCKLES

chicago girlz know
RULES were meant 2 be broken...
not to mention legs

BITE YOUR TONGUE

sure, they look good but...
MAN, are they mean, mad mamas!!
skatergirls: sharp teeth!

DERBY DOLLS REUNITE JANUARY 26

spin cycle heats up
derby dolls, 4 wheelz each foot
venom in their hearts!

COUNTDOWN TO DERBY

lace up your skates, girls!
all roads lead to Cicero
derby sparks will FLY!

X-RAY VISION

CRUNCH! spiral fracture.
broken bits. so black-n-blue.
skate your fate, bad girl!

MIRACULOUS CORN

fields of golden maize,
Hoosier Mama emerges.
yo! powered by corn!

THE DIABLO INSIDE

beautiful devil.
she loca. she so speedy!
Belle Diablo... rocks!

WHO'S WHO IN DERBY

jammers jab. jolt. jinx.
blockers bump. beat. bang. bop. bash.
pivots pop. protect.

SMILE, BABY, SMILE

MEAN. mama on wheels.
SPIN. your partner round-n-round.
GONE. two front teeth. GRRRR.

SATURDAY NIGHT FEVER

SPIT. spunk. spank. splat. spill.
HOT. saturday nite smackdown!
BIG. hematoma.

GO 4 THE GUSTO

chase or be chased, girl.
Speed McQueen comes from behind.
don't look now - - crunch! munch!

CLEAN UP IN AISLE 4

race ya down the aisles
grocery shopping derby style
creamed corn: new meaning