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Dayglo Dago glams it up
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girl-powered poetry inspired by derby queens
WHAT'S DERBY HAIKU?
- pop culture poems
- roller derby finds its voice:
- haiku 4 tuff girlz
WHY ROLLER DERBY?
- derby rocks the house!
- dolls with tattoos and fishnets
- knock u off ur feet
WHY HAIKU?
- short & 2 the point
- snippets slam, bam, thank u, ma’am
- poet’s power jam
WHO'S THE POET?
- chicago chica
- digs derby queens (yay, Varla!)
- pen name: lead jammer
WHY "LEAD JAMMER"?
- finger of power
- from which inspiration flows
- one wicked digit
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- HI HO, SILVER!
- BIG BAD AND UGLY
- DERBY CIRCUS TRIX
- CRIMINAL INTENT
- COVERT ACTION
- CALL 2 WORSHIP
- TINY THUG ON WHEELZ
- BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL
- ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...
- WIND HER UP, YO!
- SIGN LANGUAGE, DERBY STYLE
- PANDEMONIUM PREVAILS
- LITE BRITE BABE
- GUERRILLA GIRLZ FREE 4 ALL
- TWISTED SISTERS
- SHAKE UR GROOVE THANG
- YOU'VE GOT TO LET MOB RULE
- HARDCORE HAIKU
- SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE
- CAPTAIN HOOK BE DAMNED
- JAMS LIKE A KNIFE
- ROLLER REF RIPS IT UP
- SIDELINE FASHIONISTA
- ONE TUFF BROAD
- WHAT'S UR POISON?
- VALENTINE'S DAY, DERBY STYLE
- DERBY TRICKS OF THE TRADE
- SIDESWIPED BY CUPID
- BEHOLD, QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE
- WHISKY-A-GO-GO
- SUBVERSIVE SIREN
- YING YANG BING BANG
- MEAN LEAN DERBY MACHINES
- SKATE FOR YOUR LIFE!
- SUPER TUESDAY COMIN' ATCHA
- C U IN THE PENALTY BOX
- SHE'S TUFF (AND CLEAN)
- ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU...
- SNACK ATTACK
- TAKE HEED, DERBY FANS
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5 comments:
I skate for those spangles!
ODE TO VARLA V.
Oh say can you see
da flashy sparkles twinkle
skate. strike a pose. skate
Somehow the original subject of LJ's haiku has been hijacked if not skatejacked! With all apologies to Ms. Dago -- yipe! Dangerous dependent clause! --, I'm gonna just go with it....
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How do I love Varla Vendetta? Let me count the ways. (Hey I'm not done counting...still not...well we're talking mid-3 figures here, ok?) Not sure of my all-time fave, but this is Top Ten for sure: The way she is able, every 3rd or 4th time she falls, at least, to use her formidable coordination, athleticism and strength to *bounce* the heck right back up! Has this move been been trademarked? Has it long been called The Varla™ and only I am in the dark? Does anyone know what I'm talking about......, oh 3 or 4 people who will ever read my blatherings??
Sigh. And with that I shall blather no longer. To all a good night!
-Mick J.
"I only get my rocks off / When I'm sleeping"
Rolling Stones - "Rocks Off"
You guys are making me blush!
:)
I am gonna trademark a move one of these days, but it will involve a series of flips, two somersaults and then some kind of whip through someone's legs...It's a work in progress ;)
And might I just say that derby has never been described so splendidly as in these haikus.
YO! PRAISE BE!
Varla makes ME blush
WOW! words of praise from skatechick
U rock, Vendetta
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