Riley Coyote
watch out- - wild girl on the hunt
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girl-powered poetry inspired by derby queens
WHAT'S DERBY HAIKU?
- pop culture poems
- roller derby finds its voice:
- haiku 4 tuff girlz
WHY ROLLER DERBY?
- derby rocks the house!
- dolls with tattoos and fishnets
- knock u off ur feet
WHY HAIKU?
- short & 2 the point
- snippets slam, bam, thank u, ma’am
- poet’s power jam
WHO'S THE POET?
- chicago chica
- digs derby queens (yay, Varla!)
- pen name: lead jammer
WHY "LEAD JAMMER"?
- finger of power
- from which inspiration flows
- one wicked digit
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- LAST SECOND STRIKE
- SMACK ATTACK
- FLAME-BROILED DERBY
- FIRE AND BRIMSTONE
- TALL DRINKA SLAUGHTER, ANYONE?
- LONGING (ODE 2 ANNIE P)
- DERBY A LA DR. SEUSS
- REPEAT AFTER ME
- SHE MIX IT UP
- AREN'T U HUNGRY?
- DON'T MESS WITH GEORGIA GIRL
- *THIS HAIKU SPONSORED BY CORN*
- DEBILITATING FASHION
- LOONEY TUNES GONE BAD
- DaVINCI WAS A DERBY FAN
- POP CULTURE ON WHEELZ
- BABES IN DERBYLAND
- HAIKU KUNG FU
- DR. WHO DOES DERBY
- THE DARK ART OF DERBY
- SUPERPOWERED SKATES
- U GOT THE LOOK
- LIGHTS OUT!
- CANNIBALISM HAS ITS PLACE
- LONELY ON I-45
- PURPLE HAZE
- EVIL LURKS BELOW
- FREAKY IS AS FREAKY DOES
- SO TRIPPY
- GO ASK MAMA BEAR
- FINGER OF (PRESIDENTIAL) POWER
- SHE AIN'T NO SK8R GRL
- DERBY CATWALK
- SAVOR THE MOMENT
- SLAY U, SLAY ME
- SLIPPERY WHEN WET
- NO. 5-7-5
- SO BUSTED
- THE GIRLS GOT SKILLZ
- TUFF STITCH
- LOW BLOW
- THE LAST SUPPER
- DERBY GIRLS
- WWVD?
- TOUGHEST DOC IN FLAT TRACK
- A-LOT-O-HOT-AIR
- GONNA CLOCK U
- SLUGGER IN A PARKING LOT
- WILLY WONKA PREDICTS...
- SHE SO FLY
- MALICIOUS MUNCHIES
- AFTERNOON DELIGHT
- SHE BRUISE E-Z
- SO U THINK U CAN DANCE (UMMM... SKATE)?
- DEFENSIVE DEMON GIRL
- MORE THAN U BARGAINED 4
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9 comments:
Alas, you try to raise them right. You devote all your love and attention to them, in good times and bad, sickness, dirty diapers, New Kids on the Block concerts, and then they grow up, go out into the world, join roller derby and RIP their father's heart out.
Oh well, we still love her anyway.
Ma and Pa Coyote
rip your heart out, huh?
poor Ma and Pa Coyote
relax, read haiku
WHAT IS STATUS OF MA'S HEART?
This could only get
More rad if derbygirls' folks...
Would post in haiku!
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...IT MAY RIP OUT WITH THIS NEWS
Yo! Coyote Père!
Ain't no prank for April Fool's
New Kids are...{ulp}...BACK!
http://tinyurl.com/2v2vp4
As to New Kids being back, NO, NO, NO! Thanks for the warning.
As to my "reading haiku" for relaxtion, is that the new code for doing LSD? You know, like let's take a "haiku trip." Actually I tried it once, but never inhaled. LSD I mean, not haiku. I was too afraid haiku might lead to the harder stuff. You know, like sonnets or limericks or the ever dreaded quatrain.
I guess you're never to old to learn though...
The Coyote skates
In beauty, her elbows fly
Hell's Belles crash and bleed
Sorry "Lead Jammer" it didn't work. I am not relaxed.
Pa Coyote
You really got him going, Lead Jammer.
Thanks for the haiku!
love,
Riley
You notice she didn't thank her father for his haiku.
Pa Coyote
Riley, Ma and Pa
the coyote fam is tuff
drug of choice: haiku
I want to party
With Pa Coyote. Query:
Does he come to bouts?
-mj ;-)
For Pa Coyote
When he's in Chi seeking thrills
The bout is the thing
Pa Coyote
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