Admiral Snackbar
in cahoots with Terra Fye
making scary snacks!
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girl-powered poetry inspired by derby queens
WHAT'S DERBY HAIKU?
- pop culture poems
- roller derby finds its voice:
- haiku 4 tuff girlz
WHY ROLLER DERBY?
- derby rocks the house!
- dolls with tattoos and fishnets
- knock u off ur feet
WHY HAIKU?
- short & 2 the point
- snippets slam, bam, thank u, ma’am
- poet’s power jam
WHO'S THE POET?
- chicago chica
- digs derby queens (yay, Varla!)
- pen name: lead jammer
WHY "LEAD JAMMER"?
- finger of power
- from which inspiration flows
- one wicked digit
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- HEY YA!
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- HOW 2 EARN UR BROWNIE BADGE
- ROAD BLOCK
- HYPNOTIC HEADGEAR
- GIRLS ROCK, BUT...
- YO! HELP ME CATCH THE BAD GUY
- THE WHO KNOWS DERBY
- SAY YO PRAYERS
- LIKE A WICKED TWISTER
- DINO DIVA
- DERBY MAKEOVER
- SHE'LL QUENCH YOUR THIRST
- HARDCORE HIJINX
- REAL KNOCK-OUT
- SKATE OF THE ART
- FLAT TRACK'S NEXT TOP MODEL
- NOT-SO-DEAD POET DIGS DERBY
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- MAMA WAS A ROLLING STONE
- FEARLESS FASHION
- AIN'T NO KIDDIELAND
- BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
- LOOK OUT BELOW!
- YOUTHFUL INDISCRETION
- WHIPPITY DO DAH!
- PARTLY CLOUDY, CHANCE OF PAIN
- GOT SKILLS?
- WHAT U DON'T KNOW CAN HURT U
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8 comments:
Swedish fish? Pshaw!
Exploding Vader cookies
Do much more damage
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Much like Ms. Gaynor,
At first I was afraid. But
Now...I'm TERRA-FYED!! :-)
[Mick Jammer is spinning the disco classics, even as he types -ed.]
Kiss my grits - that's rad!
I just spilled tea on myself-
That took me off guard!
Vader cookies? Yum!
My tastebuds can't repel taste
of that magnitude!
Oh no! It's a snack!
The cookies are way too hot!
Cookie sheet burned me!
Terra Fye hit me
with a rolling pin - classic!
Bump on my head - owch!
Had it coming, though...
Shield generator = not down!
Oven door was closed!
Next time I won't help...
Don't want to burn the cookies!
I'll just help eat them!
Lead Jammer, we've created a monster....I mean, YOU have created a monster. A monster named....SNACKBAR!! He's got me totally terra-fyed. (As if one could be just partially terra-fyed.)
That is not a snack
That's a space station, cookie
good cantina food
I said "Wookiie," not "cookie!" :-)
lead jammer observes
boyz seem to dig the star wars
girlz wonder: what up?!
;-)
Au contraire, L.J.
Doesn't Val Capone have a
Big ol' Star Wars tat?
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