TOAST 2 MY HB & XX GIRLZ

most mighty IVY
CUP o'mojo up 4 grabs
get ur skate on, YO!

GET READY 2 RUMBLE

slamtastic showdown
to Cicero, mobs migrate
moxie sets the stage

BIRDS OF A FEATHER...

REFS. they flock. they rock.
BLACK & WHITES. turn purple haze.
ZEN. in zebra stripes.

HE SAID, SHE SAID

he said, "sugar SMACKS!"
she said, "tasty derby treat"
he said, "dig 'em, YO!"

300 HAIKU 4 U

if tattoos could talk...
'tis derby haiku they'd speak
tuff chicks. big luv. YO!

DON'T MONKEY WITH THE MONKEY

unexpected news.
got a pet monkey. she skates.
and throws bananas.

TOTAL SQUARE PEGS SKATE-A-THON

Peg Legs' fashion flair
like totally tubular
legwarmers, like WOW!

WCR WANTS U!

seeking tuff girls, YO!
moxie, foxy, swift on skates
show 'em what u got

U SAY IT'S UR BIRTHDAY

haiku birthday card
virtual cake & candles
HBD, Miss V!

TICK-TOCK, TICK-TOCK

Madonna: get real
4 minutes 2 save the world?
try 2 minute jams!

P.S. ficky, ficky

DERBY GOES BROADWAY

grand finale, YO!
got the jazz hands. bring it now.
Ada Hatelace. WOW.

DOOM & BLOOM

Karmageddon's vibe:
so groovy, so destructive
SMASH! CRASH! kum ba yah

SWEET NOTHINGS, DERBY STYLE

"6.6.6." whispers
the devil on your tail, YO!
she Belle Diablo

RADIATING HURT

lead skates won't save U
from Indy Cent exposure
she tuff she toxic

UP, UP & AWAY

super-fly hero
Varla comes 2 save the day
she don't need no cape

GOOD EGG GONE BAD

BLOCK by Mama Goose
Humpty Dumpty on the loose
SMACK! CRACK! ...eggs can't skate

INQUIRING MINDS WANT TO KNOW

unsolved mystery:
Puck Eruption's nom-de-skate...
go ask Nancy Drew

MANIC COUTURE

Di Richmond's spring look
easter egg pastels offset
silky retro spanks

PREDICT THIS, YO!

graffiti bandits,
pundits & prophets do tell
Hell's Belles gonna rock!

FREAKIN' KORICAN

bring your brass knuckles
chains and shiny sharp objects
she Juanna Rumbel

COPS & ROBBERS... DERBY STYLE

Athena DeCrime
flees the pack sans spectacle
stealing points of gold

BAD GIRLS WITH BIG HEARTS

autographs galore!
Hell's Belles show mom & pop LUV
YO! merci beaucoup

MORE COWBELL!

escaped Michigan
Ma & Daddio Fiction
ring the bells of hell

GIVE THE GIFT OF DERBY, YO!

take Mom 2 derby
shower her with girl power
better than chocolate!

JAMMER'S DELIGHT

like candied quicksand
sticking, sinking... thru the pack!
now do it again

COMPLETELY MENTAL

hallucinations
schizophrenic fantasy
skating Psych O'Sis

THE DHARMA OF DERBY

sideways, upside down
Kami Sutra skate trickster
very flexible

USE ONLY AS DIRECTED

Beth Amphetamine's
frequent side effects include:
UTTER MANIA

THOSE DERBY DOUBLE CROSSERS!

skate. snake. slink. sly. SLUG.
follow the leader: she SMUG.
sneaky. freaky. CHICKS.

YO! IT'S CINCO DE MAYO

Belle Diablo sez
pinatas R like derby:
WHAM! BAM! thank U, Ma'am!

HEY, MALLS SUCK!

bad-ass Betties flock
2 Broken Cherry's boutique:
shop. block. shop some more.

THE FINAL COUNTDOWN

when Harmadillo
meets Karmageddon, behold:
Harmageddon rules!

MY NEW BFF

Sassy Squash- - no hoax!
thru the streets of Cicero
skates the big foot freak

NO PAIN, NO GAIN

4 those who know not
powerful Ms. Discipline
makes U hurt... so good

HEAR THEM ROAR

what furious femmes!
feisty, ready 2 riot
Ivanna, go first!

BIONIC BIER

Anita Bier proves
broken arms can be rebuilt
she's bionic now!