DRIVE-THRU DERBY

McNuggets of hurt
quarter pound-her McSqueeze, please
U want fries with that?

STICKY SITUATION

dearly departed
caught in Eva's wicked web
sorry 4 UR loss

ODE 2 MS. CAPONE

survived the knife, YO!
tougher than a bed of nailz
Manics rise again!

CHITOWN'S CAPED CRUSADER

look up in the sky!
speedy Switchblade Sister skates
scoring points of joy

CRIME SPREE IN CICERO

surreptitious style
Athena DeCrime skate YO!
DeCrizzalicious

FIGHT CLUB

she's box-o-matic
rock 'em sock 'em robot girl
so Kola Loka

THE MORE YOU ROLL

Minnesota girlz
communicate openly
& kick derby ass

MONDAY MORNING BLUES

briefcase. kneepads. skates.
fight the corporate crowds on el:
flying squirrel, YO!

METAMORPHOSIS

transform & transfix
Belle skates like a butterfly
...blocks like the devil

STRETCH BEFORE U SLAM

derby yogini
mystical moment o'zen
Ying, prior 2 fire

TASTY TREAT

forget U must NOT:
those fashion statements KICK ASS
in more wayz than one

ODE 2 THE "YO!"

mono-syllabic...
like the finger of power
utterly wicked

STILL HAUNTED

nothing can replace
Anne Putation's mojo, YO!
please oh please, come back!

BAD-ASS BLOGGERS

they SLAM! BAM! and BLOG!
when Windy City chicks post
read @ your own risk

p.s. welcome to the blogosphere, my sistas!

DOOMSDAY TUESDAY

YO! Mo wants 2 know:
what up with the purple rain?!
Karmageddon's curse

LONG DISTANCE DEDICATION

those Double Crossers
sneaky freaky girls on wheelz
feel the haiku love

WHIP IT (A LA SHAKESPEARE)

direction from Drew:
something wicked this way comes
...wearing fishnets, YO!

SHOW DOWN @ HIGH NOON

ghost town on wheelz, YO!
Tucson tootsies head 4 hills
Windy City wins!

SNEAK ATTACK

psycho-stimulant
hella monkey on ur back
Beth Amphetamine

ROUGH COMMUTE

bumper 2 bumper
elbows, arse and attitude
traffic jam from hell

EVOLUTION via DERBY

pre-fishnets: so lame
post-fishnets: thrills & chills, YO!
Darwin understands

DAYDREAMS

skate clock is ticking
72 hours remain
'til my girlz SMASH yerz

SAY CHEESE

white teeth sparkle so
wrong-way elbow 2 the mouth
derby trick-or-treat

X O X O X O X O

valentine vixens
jammer on pivot action
sideswipin' with LUV

DYNAMIC DUO (DERBY STYLE)

demolition dolls
outskate & outsmart their foes
YO! watch out, Batman

FIRECRACKER PHENOMS

star-spangled derby
feisty fireworks, oh so fierce
she-rockets take flight

JUST ADD MILK (IF U DARE)

breakfast with backbone
fearless flakes of fortitude
Roller Derby CRUNCH

THE NOT-SO-FRIENDLY SKIES

fly Derby Doll Air
in event of crash landing
suffering... NO SNACKS!

GLAMOUR SHOTS

SKATE. she fast. she fierce.
STRONG. she glam. she slam. hot damn!
SPARKLE. SMASH. CRASH. DASH.