BEWARE OF THE DARK PATH, YO!

Yoda queries thee:
hear U nothing that I say?
retire U must not!

JAM OF THE LIVING DEAD

Eva at the line
zombie on zombie action
skating corpses fly

SHE'LL MAKE UR HEAD SPIN

round-n-round she goes
kaleidoscopic skate, YO!
psychedelic Dead

COUNTDOWN 2 NATIONALS

the dream continues
windy city girlz: BRING IT!
SK8 UR destiny

FREE UR MIND, YO!

elastic EVA
windycityriffic stretch
flexy sexy DEAD

C U in MADISON, BABY!

world series on skates
surrender, we shall never
wave THIS white flag, YO!

OUR DOLLS DO DENVER

YO! all-terrain wheelz
rolling o'er mountain tops
mile high, watch 'em fly

EVA DEAD KNOWS BEST

stretch before U skate
lest the great derby goddess
curse U with rink rash

FLOWER POWER

crashing, thrashing dollz
take time 2 smell the roses
always a bright side

STICKY SITUATION

dearly departed
caught in Eva's wicked web
sorry 4 UR loss

EVA DEAD (BUT SHE CAN HEAR U)

he said "she scary"
she said, "that zombie jam, YO!"
he said, "jam, Dead, jam"

ON THE EVA DESTRUCTION

Eva Dead JAMMA.
so sly. terrify. SLAMMA.
zombie on wheelz. YIKES!