FRANKENSTEIN JAM, YO!

derby scare tactics
Chrissy Fiction trick or treats
Terra Fye just tricks

CINCY'S QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE

glam-a-jamma, YO!
leaping leopard thru the pack
Hannah Barbaric!

PARTY TIME

street smart derby doll
urban jungle warrior
she'll eat U 4 lunch

READY 2 RUMBLE

got wheelz, gotsa roll
deCrizzy is westward bound
Portland or bust, YO!

FREE UR MIND, YO!

elastic EVA
windycityriffic stretch
flexy sexy DEAD

WELCOME HOME!

UIC knock out
windy city stars shine bright
carolina: SPANK'D!

NO WAY OUT

kiss of death, baby!
when she meets U on the line
YVETTE YOURMAKER

ODE 2 PAPA DOC

the voodoo doctor
gotsta keep our girlz rollin'
whadda bag o'trix!

ONE YEAR OF D'KU (a.k.a. Derby Haiku)

wicked poet sez
honor thy derby dolls, YO!
each & every day

CRIME PAYS

BANG! BANG! goes Nina
semi-automatic slam
bad girl on the lam

PHILOSOPHIZE THIS!

roller girl theory
I skate therefore I jam, YO!
catch me if U can

TRIPPIN' ON SESAME ST

trash talking muppet
2 much Beth Amphetamine?
who's grouchy now, YO!

OFF 2 SEE THE WIZARD

season turns wicked
Varla hits the yellow brick
next stop: nationals!

OUR GLORIOUS GIRLZ O'WIND

scramblicious skate
freaky feisty fast and fierce
faithful fans salute!

C U in MADISON, BABY!

world series on skates
surrender, we shall never
wave THIS white flag, YO!

CEREAL KILLER

try Derby Doll Crunch
part of a complete breakfast
eat it or else, YO!

UR KIDZ WILL LUV IT

future derby girls
gotta learn 2 pack a punch
CAPONE-IN-THE-BOX

REFEREE'S WILD RIDE

sky high in slippers
Sheik Yerbouti's magic rug
best seat in town, YO!

SHAKE IT, BABY

Pip Squeak's dance party
pandemonium prevails
squeaky, so freaky

SCHOOL DAZE

hard 2 concentrate
missing Dina Discipline
time 2 break some rules...

MOMENT OF McZEN

pre-bout ritual
Sadistic McSadie downs
chicken nuggets, YO!