HI HO, SILVER!

the Lone Jammer rolls
round the track in no time flat
Tonto on her tail

BIG BAD AND UGLY

think U got moxie?
juicy contusions- - black, blue?
MINE R juicier!

DERBY CIRCUS TRIX

Varla's trademarked move:
double somersault on skates
FLIP. WHIP. FLIP some more.

CRIMINAL INTENT

goddess of war (crimes)
Athena's in a tight jam
YO! here come the fuzz!

COVERT ACTION

hellish huddle... HOT
deliver me 2 Hell's Belles
devilish schemes, plots

CALL 2 WORSHIP

All Mighty Varla
thou skateth like a vision
jam everlasting

TINY THUG ON WHEELZ

pint-sized powerhouse
POW! Pip Squeak pummels the pack
catch her if u can!

BLUE LIGHT SPECIAL

zoot suit, Sunday best
Bryant Mumble knows the score
turquoise head to toe

ON YOUR MARK, GET SET...

moment of silence
Beth Amphetamine lurches
on edge of madness

WIND HER UP, YO!

she all HYPED UP like
the energizer bunny
SHOCKA CONDUIT!

SIGN LANGUAGE, DERBY STYLE

finger of power
wicked digit dubs the lead
ref rocks, jammer jams

PANDEMONIUM PREVAILS

Reina Chaos roars!
madness & mayhem ensue
THE NEW QUEEN OF MEAN

LITE BRITE BABE

noxious neon fumes
pick ur poison, Dayglo girl
PINK is 4 sissies!

GUERRILLA GIRLZ FREE 4 ALL

holy war on wheelz
ROCK-em. SOCK-em. femme-bots, GO!
tricks-n-terror rule

TWISTED SISTERS

Hell's Belles, hot tonight!
Mona Lott. Megan Formor.
Got it goin' on!

SHAKE UR GROOVE THANG

half-time, derby style
belly dancing with big knives
read my hips: shake it!

YOU'VE GOT TO LET MOB RULE

Anne Arkie, chaos
utter contempt for da rulz
U make. she break. TWICE.

HARDCORE HAIKU

TUFF chicks read haiku.
POP poetry. power JAM.
derby girls: SMART, yo!

SHE'S A BRICK HOUSE

Possessed by demons
That teacher's in a tizzy!
... you Megan Formor

CAPTAIN HOOK BE DAMNED

skate the plank, Peg Legs!
pirates tried to take you down
slam, jam... evermore!

JAMS LIKE A KNIFE

CUT. Switchblade Sister
thru the pack like a HOT knife
CHOP. CHOP. slice-n-dice.

ROLLER REF RIPS IT UP

break the rulz, you pay
Hoosier Mama flips the bird
you're OUTTIE, corn girl!

SIDELINE FASHIONISTA

derby haute couture
Dayglo Dago glams it up
nice hot pants, Hot Stuff!

ONE TUFF BROAD

Val Capone's brute strength
you'll never know what HIT you
(wash the uniform)

WHAT'S UR POISON?

come 2 Cobra Lounge
daredevil dames, post-bout punch
drink up... if U dare

VALENTINE'S DAY, DERBY STYLE

arrow to the heart
Cupid attacks - - clears the pack
damsels in distress

DERBY TRICKS OF THE TRADE

EENIE. MEANIE. GO!
catch the doll who skates too slow
revenge, sweet revenge

SIDESWIPED BY CUPID

valentine vixen
slams suckers, bats an eyelash
strikes when skates are hot

BEHOLD, QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE

roll on, Jungle Jane
skate from treetop to treetop
freakish monkey girl!

WHISKY-A-GO-GO

drink up, derby girls!
JAMESON shots on the house
hangover of hurt

SUBVERSIVE SIREN

double crossed again!
sneaky, freaky, sly & stealth:
Stella Sabotage

YING YANG BING BANG

johnny cash, dream on...
YING O'FIRE: alluring. tuff.
exotic wonder!

MEAN LEAN DERBY MACHINES

mean girls on a roll.
they scowl. they smirk. they kick ass.
watch out, babe. you next!

SKATE FOR YOUR LIFE!

HEY! don't look now, doll...
it's GEORGIA ON YOUR BEHIND
and she ain't no peach!

SUPER TUESDAY COMIN' ATCHA

REBEL, young skaters!
freedom's on the march, so VOTE!
skate left, way way left.

C U IN THE PENALTY BOX

MEANIES break the rules.
topsy-turvy: SPIN, SIN, WIN.
see how they ROCK, ROLL.

SHE'S TUFF (AND CLEAN)

rock-hard. armored shell.
Harmadillo-Brillo-block:
scour-n-scrape ya... OUCH!

ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE YOU...

whoa, terminal jam!
you'll never know what hit ya...
meet Ruth Enasia.

SNACK ATTACK

No tomorrow?! EAT!!
Derby dames... make a nice SNACK.
Carnage Wilson CHOWS.

TAKE HEED, DERBY FANS

Furious Mama
Donna D. Apocalypse
YO! The end is nigh!