BEWARE OF SHARP OBJECTS

"CHOP! CHOP!" sez Go-Go
thru the pack she skates with ease
quite a bloody mess

BUBBLICIOUS RUTH

floating fantasy
like trouble in a bubble
POP! she's on the loose

THE NEW RAT PACK

rat race on wheelz, YO!
evil rodents on the make
(how'd they learn 2 skate?)

TRIX OF THE TRADE

Anita Bier knows
on the wrong side of Karma
...better come prepared

ODE 2 OBSCURE DERBY NAMES

Countess of Hatelace
enchantress of numbers, YO!
hacking thru the pack

BARTENDER'S DELIGHT

Mizz deCrizz straight up
swizzle thru a thirsty jam
deHydrate U, YO!

KID TESTED, DERBY APPROVED

Varla's back on track
round and round and round she goes
kids can't get enuff!

HOW'D THEY GET 2 B SO TUFF?

practice makes perfect
it's not easy being mean
gumball machine drills!

SPRING IS IN THE AIR

Helsa ain't waitin'
Hoosier Mama's on the hunt
break legs, not eggs... YO!

GREATEST SHOW ON EARTH

under the big top
manictards & tutus, YO!
circus freaks on wheelz

SKATE @ UR OWN RISK

on or off the track
no stranger 2 danger, YO!
Shocka will rock ya

JAM OF THE LIVING DEAD

Eva at the line
zombie on zombie action
skating corpses fly