SERVING UP SOME PAIN

crazy 4 the CRUNCH
coo coo 4 Loco Puffs, YO!
fashion flakes of pain

SPEEDY SPECTACLE

lead jammer juiced UP!
round the bean in no time flat
sh-electric Shocka

JOLLY HOLIDAY

stocking stuffers spar
Santa's got a brand new bag
Christmas with a KICK

BOTTOMS UP!

derby thirst-quencher
distilled daily by Miss D
pure punishment, YO!

DERBY DANCE OFF

liars MCsizzle
Athena DeSnackbar, YO!
drop it like it's HOT

LUNAR LANDING

Varla 2 the moon!
win the space race every time
who needs gravity?

BABES IN CANDYLAND

sweet tooth 4 derby?
around the gumdrop pass, YO!
Yvette YourMaker!

SHE'LL POP U ONE

Ying O'Fire toaster
flings derby doll poptarts
pastries packed with pain

KOLA LOKA CLEANS UP

after a rough bout
derby doll troublebath, YO!
(bubbles cut and run...)

DRESS 4 SUCCESS, YO!

cool and collected
why SHOUT when U can mumble?
(that suit says it all)

INTERGALACTIC GOLDEN GIRL

battle injustice
our time-traveling phenom
SHOCKS 'em every time!

EYE IN THE SKY

our May R. Daley
all powerful, all knowing
she's everywhere, YO!

la FASHIONista

electric DAYGLO
cult of personality
in sky-high heeled boots

INDIANA CAN JAMMA

home-grown derby girl
bit of a loose cannon, seems
(perhaps it's the corn)

DON'T LOOK NOW, YO!

silent sneak attack
Blossom's gonna blow UR mind
black-n-blue surprise

BLACK FRIDAY (DERBY STYLE)

tremendous savings
Megan Formor discounts, YO!
shop. block. shop some more.

ULTIMATE POWER JAM

parade powerhouse
giant Malice bobs and weaves
thru the pack with ease

MAY I TAKE UR ORDER?

big BITE of Bruiso
with a side order O'Fire
derbySLAMsammich

POST-SEASON STRATEGY

heal thy collar bone
rehabilitation, YO!
disco therapy

BIRTHDAY BELLE

diablo frosting
Mexicutioner cupcakes
kicks. tricks. 6 6 6.

CONGRATULATIONS, GIRLZ!

roller superstars
windycityliciousness
tasty derby treat!

GRAND FINALE

get UR skate on, girls
revenge meets revolution
WINDY CITY COUP!

W! C! R!

virtual sin bin
roller-derby-blog-a-thon
wish we were there, YO!

RISE UP

windy city fans
shall lead the insurrection
REVOLUTION, YO!

ROUND ONE STARTS NOW

black-eyed babes beware
our rock'EM sock'EM robot
Malice packs a punch!

GREAT DERBY PROPHECY

fortune teller's hunch:
Chicago sweeps nationals
(she's Norma Lee Wright)

COUNTDOWN 2 NATIONALS

the dream continues
windy city girlz: BRING IT!
SK8 UR destiny

VOTE EARLY & OFTEN

Obama 4 Prez
Varla Vendetta: our Veep
derby evermore!

FORCEFUL FASHION

brutal cover girl
critics? Megan Formor, YO!
block. pose. block some more.

Dia De Los Muertos

sacred ritual
pay hommage to the Doris
and her Calvins, YO!

FRANKENSTEIN JAM, YO!

derby scare tactics
Chrissy Fiction trick or treats
Terra Fye just tricks

CINCY'S QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE

glam-a-jamma, YO!
leaping leopard thru the pack
Hannah Barbaric!

PARTY TIME

street smart derby doll
urban jungle warrior
she'll eat U 4 lunch

READY 2 RUMBLE

got wheelz, gotsa roll
deCrizzy is westward bound
Portland or bust, YO!

FREE UR MIND, YO!

elastic EVA
windycityriffic stretch
flexy sexy DEAD

WELCOME HOME!

UIC knock out
windy city stars shine bright
carolina: SPANK'D!

NO WAY OUT

kiss of death, baby!
when she meets U on the line
YVETTE YOURMAKER

ODE 2 PAPA DOC

the voodoo doctor
gotsta keep our girlz rollin'
whadda bag o'trix!

ONE YEAR OF D'KU (a.k.a. Derby Haiku)

wicked poet sez
honor thy derby dolls, YO!
each & every day

CRIME PAYS

BANG! BANG! goes Nina
semi-automatic slam
bad girl on the lam

PHILOSOPHIZE THIS!

roller girl theory
I skate therefore I jam, YO!
catch me if U can

TRIPPIN' ON SESAME ST

trash talking muppet
2 much Beth Amphetamine?
who's grouchy now, YO!

OFF 2 SEE THE WIZARD

season turns wicked
Varla hits the yellow brick
next stop: nationals!

OUR GLORIOUS GIRLZ O'WIND

scramblicious skate
freaky feisty fast and fierce
faithful fans salute!

C U in MADISON, BABY!

world series on skates
surrender, we shall never
wave THIS white flag, YO!

CEREAL KILLER

try Derby Doll Crunch
part of a complete breakfast
eat it or else, YO!

UR KIDZ WILL LUV IT

future derby girls
gotta learn 2 pack a punch
CAPONE-IN-THE-BOX

REFEREE'S WILD RIDE

sky high in slippers
Sheik Yerbouti's magic rug
best seat in town, YO!

SHAKE IT, BABY

Pip Squeak's dance party
pandemonium prevails
squeaky, so freaky

SCHOOL DAZE

hard 2 concentrate
missing Dina Discipline
time 2 break some rules...

MOMENT OF McZEN

pre-bout ritual
Sadistic McSadie downs
chicken nuggets, YO!

MANIC MONDAY MUSHROOM CLOUD

Wall Street crash & burn
Donna D. Apocalypse
saw it comin', YO!

DERBY HALL OF JUSTICE

zebras in a zoo
holy judgment call, Batman!
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