LAST SECOND STRIKE

Silent Assassins
serve a BIG can-o-whoop-ass!
The Fury: sideswiped

SMACK ATTACK

Ying O' Fire ousted!
Belle Diablo's blood boils HOT
short-fused fillies: SMACK!

FLAME-BROILED DERBY

Varla en fuego
turn on the afterburners
human smoke machine

FIRE AND BRIMSTONE

Lucy Furr smack down!
devilish dastardly deeds
...wicked screams 4 more

TALL DRINKA SLAUGHTER, ANYONE?

she giant. she cool.
if u thirsty, she find u.
FEE FI FO FUM, YO!

LONGING (ODE 2 ANNIE P)

got an itch, can't scratch
Fury's loss of sacred limb
hark, Anne Putation!

DERBY A LA DR. SEUSS

she blast past so fast
vroom-a-vroom! boom! derby doom!
"bah-da-bing!" sings Ying

REPEAT AFTER ME

we pledge allegiance
to all things derbyriffic
in quads we trust, dig?

SHE MIX IT UP

derby double take
Varla rolls it in reverse
switchblade switcheroo

AREN'T U HUNGRY?

voracious vixen
Carnage Wilson wreaks havoc
how 'bout a whopper?

DON'T MESS WITH GEORGIA GIRL

15 point jam, YO!
devil went down to Georgia
she smacked him around

*THIS HAIKU SPONSORED BY CORN*

Hoosier Mama grrrowls
she double cross, double mean
corn fed, extra tuff

DEBILITATING FASHION

utility belt
Anne Arkie blinds 'em with bling
Batgirl would be proud

LOONEY TUNES GONE BAD

Riley Coyote
watch out- - wild girl on the hunt
BEEP! BEEP! dyn-o-mite!

DaVINCI WAS A DERBY FAN

Mona Lisa smirked
chainsaw, tats and rollerskates
underneath the robe

POP CULTURE ON WHEELZ

Lichtenstein BLAM! JAM!
Warhol skates electric chair
derby dolls POP! art

BABES IN DERBYLAND

fishnets & pitchforks
pure evil, nice packaging
exuding derby

HAIKU KUNG FU

muse with a dark side
seeks vengeance thru poetry
haiku slammajam

DR. WHO DOES DERBY

spaced-out-rollerball
Goldie arrives by TARDIS
sci-fi powerjam

THE DARK ART OF DERBY

magnetic mamas
cast their magic spells and roll
hocus pocus POW!

SUPERPOWERED SKATES

Malice with Chains glares
crippling her arch enemies
kryptonite green skates

U GOT THE LOOK

spring fashion statement
ready-to-wear black and blue
Loco Chanel... POW!

LIGHTS OUT!

Karmageddon v.
Donna D. Apocalypse
maybe tomorrow...

CANNIBALISM HAS ITS PLACE

Donna Party skates
faster and farther than U
then she eats u - - YIKES!

LONELY ON I-45

The Fury: relieved
Harmadillo's M.I.A.
woe, tumbleweed rolls

PURPLE HAZE

floating. derby girls.
skate by the light of the moon.
shiny brass knuckles.

EVIL LURKS BELOW

six feet under U
Go-Go Hatchet once buried
furious plunder

FREAKY IS AS FREAKY DOES

derbylicious slam
Beth Amphetamine's flailing
ferocious freak-out

SO TRIPPY

psychedelic soup
derby girls' electric slide
YO! do the hustle

GO ASK MAMA BEAR

fairytale phenom
too hot? too cold? she's just right...
Goldie SHOCKS! ROCKS! ROLLS!

FINGER OF (PRESIDENTIAL) POWER

last chance power jam
Barack spins 4 tomorrow
viva skate, not hate

SHE AIN'T NO SK8R GRL

Hillary's dreamin'
wanna-be lead jammer got
no experience

DERBY CATWALK

Tall Drinka Slaughter
"U wanna sippa this?! YO!"
go ahead. dare ya.

SAVOR THE MOMENT

skate chicks rock taste buds
REVVED UP! like red velvet cake
Hell's Belles! who wants more?!

SLAY U, SLAY ME

tired, oh so dark
time change sneakin' up on u?
skate 2 ur doom, girlz!

SLIPPERY WHEN WET

zebra zooma zoom
Zamboni zigzag sans ice
zip zip power trip

NO. 5-7-5

derby haiku flows
inspiration cha cha cha
poetry fuels!

SO BUSTED

Dina Discipline:
where's ur paddle of power?
principal's office...

THE GIRLS GOT SKILLZ

hot derby action
Mona Lott whips Varla V.
whip it, whip it good

TUFF STITCH

fancies sharp needles
seamstress - - got some rough edges
Sonya Mouthshut, OUCH!

LOW BLOW

vigilante girl
Nina Millimeter shoots
from the hip. BANG! BANG!

THE LAST SUPPER

mere mortals do flock
2 taste hot derby doll soup
femme feast 4 the soul

DERBY GIRLS

banshees bruised, beat up
she-warriors sans princess
goddess, one and all

WWVD?

CRAM! BAM! GLAM! SLAM! JAM!
drowning in derby doll soup
what would Varla do?

TOUGHEST DOC IN FLAT TRACK

better than Band-aids
man, Papa Doc plays the part!
shiny new tattoo

A-LOT-O-HOT-AIR

May R. Daley SKATES?!?
die-hard Dem, scarred and feathered
makes up her own rules

GONNA CLOCK U

daylight slayings time
derby-rama rolls around
dames, start ur engines!

SLUGGER IN A PARKING LOT

"hot chicks hard wood" T
Derby City brush with fame
pop's on a road trip!

WILLY WONKA PREDICTS...

Hillary's over
Obama's golden ticket:
Vendetta V.P.

SHE SO FLY

don't jump, Angel Dustt!
hallucinate on speed skates
break bones the TUFF way

MALICIOUS MUNCHIES

binge outta control
when Carnage Wilson's hungry
it's time 4 TAKE OUT!

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

Belle Diablo's gaze
purple glitter, oh so GLAM
sky rockets in flight

SHE BRUISE E-Z

full body tackle
flying squirrel - - WHACK! THUD! CRUNCH!
totally worth it...

SO U THINK U CAN DANCE (UMMM... SKATE)?

barracuda ball:
savage skaters slide with style
scrappy chicks STING, ZING!

DEFENSIVE DEMON GIRL

SLAMMA! BAMMA! LORD!
Chrissy Fiction crucifies!
(it's a metaphor)

MORE THAN U BARGAINED 4

fools ask, "Megan who?"
"Megan what?" and "Megan why?"
YO! Megan Formor!