FROM VENUS 2 CICERO

VARLAriffic vibe
loop-de-loops round planet earth
YUM! cosmic candy!

HEY YA!

MAniC aTacKeRs
psychopathic sk8R girls
oUtKasTs one & all

GET ON UP, GIRL

YING! she super fly.
YANG! shake that moneymaker.
YO! right on, right on.

DANGER: HIGH VOLTAGE

electrical storm
Shocka Conduit charged UP
she rocks... U feel it

GIMME SHELTER

like rolling thunder
pugnacious pack skates on by
make like a rock, Ruth!

SOMETIMES 2 WRONGS MAKE A WRIGHT

red-handed, she skates
caught in the wrong place, wrong time
she's Norma Lee Wright

POP HIT!

Disney goes derby
teeny boppers run and hide
Slammah Montana!

SWEDISH FISH MIGHT BITE U BACK

Admiral Snackbar
in cahoots with Terra Fye
making scary snacks!

HOW 2 EARN UR BROWNIE BADGE

girl scouts all grown up
instead of pushing cookies
BAM! they push u down!

ROAD BLOCK

on I-45
femme fatale in fishnets - HOT!
so HARMALICIOUS!

HYPNOTIC HEADGEAR

manic mamas sport
sparkle helmets tra la la
flashy fashion plates

GIRLS ROCK, BUT...

time 2 Chillary
wake up & smell the coffee
Barack: lead jammer!

YO! HELP ME CATCH THE BAD GUY

rabid poet seeks
derby dames with brass knuckles
RUN, car vandal, RUN!

THE WHO KNOWS DERBY

catastrophic scene
Athena DeCrime explodes
WHO sings: she's a bomb

SAY YO PRAYERS

cold chill in the air
like the grim reaper she rolls...
Yvette YourMaker

LIKE A WICKED TWISTER

Varla's off 2 Oz
flyin' monkey thru the pack
Dorothy screams 4 more

DINO DIVA

she Stegoscorus!
she greenie & real meanie
(funny helmet 2)

DERBY MAKEOVER

bad-ass Cover girl
Sonya Mouthshut bust yo lip
sew U up real nice

SHE'LL QUENCH YOUR THIRST

one tasty beverage
toothless prize fighters drink up
Kola Loka punch!

HARDCORE HIJINX

tuff chicks, all business
what do they play @ recess?
derby duck duck goose

REAL KNOCK-OUT

black-eyed beauty queen
pageant prissy packs a punch
savage loveliness

SKATE OF THE ART

outsider, outcast
derby diva, thirst 4 art
YO, Anita Bier!

FLAT TRACK'S NEXT TOP MODEL

Dayglo's fashion fun
sequin spanks that spellbind so
derby ooh la la!

NOT-SO-DEAD POET DIGS DERBY

gangsta poet paints
bruised couplets & beat-up odes
glory 2 tuff chicks!

ON THE EVA DESTRUCTION

Eva Dead JAMMA.
so sly. terrify. SLAMMA.
zombie on wheelz. YIKES!

MAMA WAS A ROLLING STONE

call 9-1-1, YO!
Mama V. emergency
rockin' with Redwalls!

FEARLESS FASHION

Beth Amphetamine:
what up with the silky spanks?
retro gym shorts rock!

AIN'T NO KIDDIELAND

SMASH! TRASH! MASH! BASH! CRASH!
bumper cars meet derby dolls
wear your seatbelt, YO!

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

67 points!
JAM so smooth, Varla makes TOAST!
Bruce Jenner on wheelz

LOOK OUT BELOW!

Ivanna Riot
tiny fists of fury: PUNCH!
pint-sized powerhouse

YOUTHFUL INDISCRETION

Dee Monica swears
the devil made her do it
repent, sk8trgrl!

WHIPPITY DO DAH!

devilish Belle flings
Megan Formor fast forward
whiptastic wonder

PARTLY CLOUDY, CHANCE OF PAIN

hail, Blossom Bruiso!
light rain turns 2 spring downpour
quiet thunderstorm

GOT SKILLS?

Shocka Conduit
deceptively dexterous
shuckin' and jivin'

WHAT U DON'T KNOW CAN HURT U

WILD Republican!
Megan Formor skates way right
dark derby secret

ODE TO FRED FLINTSTONE

orange legs-o-fire
triple Fury: ready, rock
YABBA DABBA DO!

APRIL FOOL'S ANTIDOTE

fear not derby fans
girls R better than boys, YO!
fishnets forever!!

GRACEFUL GUYS SKATE-N-SKIRTS

men's roller derby
proves boys R better than girls
(April Fool's Day: SLAM)