MANIC MONDAY MUSHROOM CLOUD

Wall Street crash & burn
Donna D. Apocalypse
saw it comin', YO!

DERBY HALL OF JUSTICE

zebras in a zoo
holy judgment call, Batman!
8.3.1

POP QUIZ

tattoo jungle, YO!
think U know UR derby dolls?
let the games begin...

SURPRISE!

move over, Smurfette
there's a new girl in town, YO!
Karmageddon smurf

DERBY FORTUNE TELLER

regionals approach...
WINDY CITY GONNA ROCK!
(she's Norma Lee Wright)

ZOMBIE REFEREE

behind the facade
skate star of the silver screen
death becomes her, YO!

GIMME 5-7-5

syllable envy?
haiku come 2 those who skate
Helsa BIN Wayton

HOLY MOLY!!!

Chicago aflame
fire-breathing femmes fatales
hottest in the land!

SHE WHEELZ, SHE DEALZ

financial meltdown
deCrizzy in a tizzy
fat cats run & hide

EVERY DAY IS EARTH DAY

paper or plastic?!?
these derby dolls come prepared
be mean. be green. YO!

HAIKU JAM-I-AM

2 green eggs, no ham
poems, YO! 4 girlz who jam
hot sox, Goldie Shocks!

SOUVENIR SHOPPING, DERBY STYLE

most cherished snow globe:
the Nina Millimeter
dare U 2 shake it

NEED MEDICAL ATTENTION?

fast & furious
she gonna knock U out, YO!
Ivy Sedation

RIGHT SKATE RED

contortionist crunch
twister with UR sister, YO!
derby tie breaker

VARLA'S BOOT CAMP

you'll catch on fast, YO!
just grab UR skates-n-go-go
lead jammer or bust!

MOVE OVER WONDER WOMAN

speed-skating bullet
she Kola 2 the Loka
in it 2 win it

OUR DOLLS DO DENVER

YO! all-terrain wheelz
rolling o'er mountain tops
mile high, watch 'em fly

SKATE, SINK OR SWIM

yellow submarine
jam-packed with wild derby dolls
Ringo's dream come true

REPUBLICAN JAM-A-THON

star-spangled banter
terror tactics set the stage
scary, yes indeed

EXPRESS YOURSELF, BABY

VanDawl, VanDeadly
painting Chicago blood red
spray-can-o-whoop-ass

YOU EARNED IT

laborious jam
unless Yvette Yourmaker
take the day off, YO!